For all the Law Enforcement People (1 Viewer)

[gk5717]

How many policemen does it take to throw a suspect down 6 flights of stairs?
Gary

 

[Wraith]

You can't fool me.
The suspect didn't get thrown as this would be in contravention of his human rights. The suspect accidently tripped over an unsuspecting officer's foot at the top of each succssive flight of stairs. Your Honor. And his shoelaces were undone. And he was drunk. And stoned.

 

[gk5717]

Simon, you get the golden nightstick award, correct!
It,s funny that the crooks in the UK are as clumsy as the crooks here in the U.S.
Gary

 

[Wraith]

Simon, you get the golden nightstick award, correct!
It,s funny that the crooks in the UK are as clumsy as the crooks here in the U.S.
Gary

I shall honor said golden nightstick and promise not to leave it positioned near to the top of any stairs

 

[hsm]

from what i've heard at least one PW has to be there- to hold the hat(s) of the other officer(s)...
lol