cantinetozzo
First Sergeant
- Joined
- Oct 26, 2008
- Messages
- 1,361
"Sergeant, tell privates Jones and Smith to stop doing that!
They are not loudspeakers and they are not fooling the enemy!"
"Tring to figure out how to use the flushing mechanism for the toilets
on the captured German ship proved quite challenging for these Tommies."
"Captain Heinz was ready to unleash 57 varieties of hell"
"Captain W. Heath Robinson had just found the inspiration he needed,
the rest, as they say, is history."
"don't turn that valve up too high...I don't want my guys sucked up the pipe"...
v "Glad you blokes enjoyed the baked beans.
This new fume collector should do the trick. Just wait till Fritz sees the gas attack we have planned for them."
"Gentlemen..ehm..we stand..ehm..and ..ehm..fight!"
They are not loudspeakers and they are not fooling the enemy!"
"Tring to figure out how to use the flushing mechanism for the toilets
on the captured German ship proved quite challenging for these Tommies."
"Captain Heinz was ready to unleash 57 varieties of hell"
"Captain W. Heath Robinson had just found the inspiration he needed,
the rest, as they say, is history."
"don't turn that valve up too high...I don't want my guys sucked up the pipe"...
v "Glad you blokes enjoyed the baked beans.
This new fume collector should do the trick. Just wait till Fritz sees the gas attack we have planned for them."
"Gentlemen..ehm..we stand..ehm..and ..ehm..fight!"