Dad's Army... (1 Viewer)

[Von Richter.]

The stalwarts of Walmington-on-Sea's Home Guard, in action!



"What do you think Joe, will it fool Adolf?"

"I'm over here you silly old duffer, that's a strawman yer talking to!"

"Anyhow Jonesy, looks good, just like a real tank!"

"Don't panic! It's not a tank, it's a cannon!"​

Some time later, behind the Novelty Rock Emporium. Private Joseph Walker has a very covert rendezvous, this time with Captain Square of the nearby Eastgate Platoon.

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Money and a brown paper package swiftly change hands. Walker has provided both his own, and Captain Square's Platoon, with a unit pennant... for a small earner! These will be used in the upcoming training exercise, the winner being the first unit's pennant flying from the Church flagpole.

A contented Private Walker sparks up a celebratory Woodbine...



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