Do you know.... (1 Viewer)

[Aleš]

.....why SUPERMAN flying on the air?

Because, CHUCK NORRIS is walking on the earth!

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[Scott]

.....why SUPERMAN flying on the air?

Because, CHUCK NORRIS is walking on the earth!

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Ha! Chuck Norris carries a "Christopher Hitchens" lunchbox.

 

[theBaron]

I always enjoyed "Walker: Texas Ranger". The tagline for the show should have been, "Walker--dispensing justice, and a$$-kickings".

 

[Aleš]

Chuck Norris is not making push - ups from lifting his self from the ground, he move earth away from him

 

[Scott]

 

[Scott]

 

[Ragnar]

Chuck Norris "Facts" are getting a little old now!.......12 year old kids on youtube have never seen his movies but they sure know his name!
I like this one "Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the army so they can make kevlar vests"
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[Aleš]

Chuck Norris "Facts" are getting a little old now!.......12 year old kids on youtube have never seen his movies but they sure know his name!
I like this one "Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the army so they can make kevlar vests"
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

But do not you think how amazing is that people from the whole world, speak about CHUCK NORRIS as somekind of hero....i wonder how this was start and why they choose CHUCK NORRIS instead of someone else....
Last year in my country we have an parlament vote (we vote for prime minister) and in my country there is arround 1,2 million people who have the right to vote and from that 1,2 million people around 40+ percent go to vote, so that mean arround half of million people go to vote and even that kind of low percent of voting people there was more than 20.000 votes not regular (people make jokes, they draw something on that voting paper, or they vote for them self, but a lot of them from that 20.000 vote for CHUCK NORRIS (??!!???) He was not on the list off course but people still vote for him, they write down his name as a joke.
So, if Chuck Norris ever decide to be a president or a prime minister in my country he is sure welcome.
Can someone give me his contact (email or post adres...) i will tell him that in letter and maybe he will run for president in my country. How cool will be that-having CHUCK NORRIS for president of Slovenia.

 

[The Military Workshop]

Chuck Norris "Facts" are getting a little old now!.......12 year old kids on youtube have never seen his movies but they sure know his name!
I like this one "Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the army so they can make kevlar vests"
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

There are also some great T shirts.

 

[Scott]

Back around 2007-8 a co-worker and I told each other the Chuck Norris jokes. His brother was in Iraq and the jokes were popular with his brother's men. Not because CHUCK NORRIS himself but the irony of US troops bragging about the toughness of an actor.

There are Jack Bauer jokes as well...

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty


"If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1"."

 

[Currahee Chris]

By the way, Chuck is 71 years young today!! {sm4}