kilted vampire
Lieutenant Colonel
- Joined
- Mar 2, 2006
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There are disturbing reports from the northeast of a being half man and half fish. He has been spotted running around in a Napoleonic uniform of a Hussar Bugler. If you spot said being do not try to apprehend. He is revolting as well as smelly. Call local authorities at once to report its where abouts.