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MONDAY, APRIL 1

INDIANA JONES AND THE CURSE OF CLEOPATRA---George Lucas announced the plot for the long-awaited Indiana Jones sequel starring Harrison Ford and released new sequel photos.
"Two Russian moles (William H. Macy, Felicity Huffman) in the US bribed the Marshall College admissions officer so their daughter enrolled as a student in Indiana Jones' archaeology class. She will assist Jones in the dig for Cleopatra's tomb in Egypt where she intends to unleash the Curse of Cleopatra which will cause global devastation, resurrect the old Soviet Union and achieve Communist domination of the world."
The cast also includes Karen Allen, John Rhys-Davies and Lori Loughlin.

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LOBOT: A STAR WARS STORY---Lucasfilm head Kathleen Kennedy announced the latest STAR WARS movie will focus on the early years of Lobot, Lando Calrissian's chief aide, how he met Calrissian and their many galactic adventures on the Millennium Falcon.

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GETTYSBURG---Christopher Nolan announced he is remaking the 1993 movie about the epic battle that was the turning point in the Civil War. Nolan said the star-studded cast includes:

Christian Bale---Maj. Gen. George Meade
Michael Caine---Gen. Robert E. Lee
Liam Neeson---Abraham Lincoln
Gary Oldman---Maj. Gen. J.E.B. Stuart
Hugh Jackman--- Lt. Gen. James Longstreet
Tom Hardy---Brig. Gen. George Pickett
Rutger Hauer---Maj. Gen. John Bell Hood
Ken Watanabe---Maj. Gen. J. Johnston Pettigrew
Cillian Murphy---Maj. Gen. Isaac R. Trimble
Kenneth Branagh---Brig. Gen. John Buford
Mark Rylance---Brig. Gen. Lewis Armistead
Robert Pattinson---Maj. Gen. Winfield Scott Hancock
Marion Cotillard---Scarlett O'Hara

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BLACK PANTHER X---Marvel Studios head Kevin Feige announced the sequel will be Marvel's first X-rated movie. The cast includes Chadwick Boseman, Michael B. Jordan, Idris Elba, Ray J, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kylie Jenner.




DIRTY HARRY---Warner Bros. reboot of the classic Clint Eastwood movie franchise is underway with Brie Larson playing rogue San Francisco Police Department Inspector Harriet "Harry" Callahan, who is trying to apprehend the Golden Gate Killer.




ICE STATION ZEBRA---Patty Jenkins will direct the MGM remake of the 1968 movie based on the Alistair MacLean novel. The plot involves the first all-female nuclear submarine, the USS Charlotte, which must transport a team of CIA and MI6 spies and the first all-female SEAL team to retrieve a Russian spy satellite film cartridge that landed near Ice Station Zebra, a weather station at the North Pole. The Charlotte's commander, Capt. Alexandra "Alex" Shelton, discovers someone on the submarine is trying to sabotage the mission as the world teeters on the brink of World War III.
Jenkins said the cast includes Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Gal Gadot, Emily Blunt, Sarah Paulson, Amber Heard, Halle Berry and Michelle Rodriguez.
The original movie starred Rock Hudson, Patrick McGoohan, Ernest Borgnine, Jim Brown, Tony Bill and Lloyd Nolan.

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ALIEN VS. GHOSTBUSTERS---sequel movie underway which will unite the two classic sci fi movie franchises. Sigourney Weaver is returning in dual roles as Ellen Ripley and Dana Barrett. Bill Murray, who rejected earlier GHOSTBUSTERS sequels because he said they were poorly-written, shallow attempts to make money, is returning for the new sequel, "I jumped at the chance to star in this clever, unique resurrection of two hit movie franchises." Dan Aykroyd, Ernie Hudson and Rick Moranis are also returning. Harold Ramis will return via CGI.



FIRE THE WALKING DEAD---new AMC zombie spinoff tv series underway which focuses on creator/showrunner Frank Darabont being fired during Season 2, his $300 million lawsuit against AMC and how the firing affected the series.



STAR TREK---CBS All Access is developing even more STAR TREK spinoff tv series.
STAR TREK: THUNDER CHILD stars Wil Wheaton returning as Capt. Wesley Crusher, commander of the starship USS Thunder Child on its maiden voyage to explore a newly-discovered solar system where no man has gone before. Ashley Judd will play the Thunder Child's Vulcan science officer, and Sarah Paulson will play the starship's android doctor.

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STAR TREK: GALAXY QUEST is based on the 1999 STAR TREK parody movie with Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Tony Shalhoub and Sam Rockwell returning. Alan Rickman will return via CGI.
The plot has the Federation starship USS Galaxy Quest defending mankind when aliens seek to destroy Earth after they pick up CBS tv signals announcing CBS All Access is developing even more STAR TREK spinoff tv series.

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FIRE IN THE SKY---remake underway of the 1993 movie based on the true story of Travis Walton, who claimed aliens abducted him and took him aboard their flying saucer where they conducted horrific and bizarre medical experiments on him. Jussie Smollett stars.

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TRIVIA---more James Bond movie trivia.
ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE star Diana Rigg denied rumors that she used garlic in her kissing scenes with George Lazenby, "I absolutely did not use garlic. George's acting already stank the movie up enough."

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LOBOT?????? Good God that sounds idiotic- do a movie on some minor character at the expense of Fett???

The IJ sequel sounds super cool- thanks for the heads up on that!!!
 
****Due to the 10-photo limit in my original post, I am posting this Part 2 with all the photos.



ICE STATION ZEBRA---Patty Jenkins will direct the MGM remake of the 1968 movie based on the Alistair MacLean novel. The plot involves the first all-female nuclear submarine, the USS Charlotte, which must transport a team of CIA and MI6 spies and the first all-female SEAL team to retrieve a Russian spy satellite film cartridge that landed near Ice Station Zebra, a weather station at the North Pole. The Charlotte's commander, Capt. Alexandra "Alex" Shelton, discovers someone on the submarine is trying to sabotage the mission as the world teeters on the brink of World War III.
Jenkins said the cast includes Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Gal Gadot, Emily Blunt, Sarah Paulson, Amber Heard, Halle Berry and Michelle Rodriguez.
The original movie starred Rock Hudson, Patrick McGoohan, Ernest Borgnine, Jim Brown, Tony Bill and Lloyd Nolan.

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ALIEN VS. GHOSTBUSTERS---sequel movie underway which will unite the two classic sci fi movie franchises. Sigourney Weaver is returning in dual roles as Ellen Ripley and Dana Barrett. Bill Murray, who rejected earlier GHOSTBUSTERS sequels because he said they were poorly-written, shallow attempts to make money, is returning for the new sequel, "I jumped at the chance to star in this clever, unique resurrection of two hit movie franchises." Dan Aykroyd, Ernie Hudson and Rick Moranis are also returning. Harold Ramis will return via CGI.

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FIRE THE WALKING DEAD---new AMC zombie spinoff tv series underway which focuses on creator/showrunner Frank Darabont being fired during Season 2, his $300 million lawsuit against AMC and how the firing affected the series.

APRIL-FOOLS-FIRE-WALKING-DEAD-1.png




STAR TREK---CBS All Access is developing even more STAR TREK spinoff tv series.
STAR TREK: THUNDER CHILD stars Wil Wheaton returning as Capt. Wesley Crusher, commander of the starship USS Thunder Child on its maiden voyage to explore a newly-discovered solar system where no man has gone before. Ashley Judd will play the Thunder Child's Vulcan science officer, and Sarah Paulson will play the starship's android doctor.

APRIL-FOOLS-STAR-TREK-1.png



STAR TREK: GALAXY QUEST is based on the 1999 STAR TREK parody movie with Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Tony Shalhoub and Sam Rockwell returning. Alan Rickman will return via CGI.
The plot has the Federation starship USS Galaxy Quest defending mankind when aliens seek to destroy Earth after they pick up CBS tv signals announcing CBS All Access is developing even more STAR TREK spinoff tv series.

APRIL-FOOLS-STAR-TREK-GALAXY-QUEST.png



FIRE IN THE SKY---remake underway of the 1993 movie based on the true story of Travis Walton, who claimed aliens abducted him and took him aboard their flying saucer where they conducted horrific and bizarre medical experiments on him. Jussie Smollett stars.

APRIL-FOOLS-FIRE-IN-THE-SKY-2.png



TRIVIA---more James Bond movie trivia.
ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE star Diana Rigg denied rumors that she used garlic in her kissing scenes with George Lazenby, "I absolutely did not use garlic. George's acting already stank the movie up enough."

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****This is Part 3 with the photos.



BLACK PANTHER X---Marvel Studios head Kevin Feige announced the sequel will be Marvel's first X-rated movie. The cast includes Chadwick Boseman, Michael B. Jordan, Idris Elba, Ray J, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kylie Jenner.

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DIRTY HARRY---Warner Bros. reboot of the classic Clint Eastwood movie franchise is underway with Brie Larson playing rogue San Francisco Police Department Inspector Harriet "Harry" Callahan, who is trying to apprehend the Golden Gate Killer.

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Too funny, but casting Watanabe in Gettysburg is sheer genius, as long as he doesn't commit Hari-kiri when the charge fails. He already did that once. -- Al
 
Today is April 1st...………………….that's where we're going with this thread, right?

I sure hope so.
 
LOBOT?????? Good God that sounds idiotic- do a movie on some minor character at the expense of Fett???

The IJ sequel sounds super cool- thanks for the heads up on that!!!

I do hope you realize today is April 1.

I have to give you good marks for a clever thread. Very creative.
 
Oh No!!! Well, as my kids are fond of saying "I got your neck" - I took this hook line and sinker- though I started too see the light with the Dirty Harriet movie!!! {sm4}{sm4}

Good one!!! You got me- thankfully I wasn't on perimeter watch yesterday!!! {sm2}{sm3}
 

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