It was reported today in "
Sac le Bleu" the "Louvre's
Daily Paper" that several works of art featuring Napoleon were missing.
Surveillance cameras spotted a nattily dressed gentleman loitering near the
paintings just before they disappeared!
Eyewitnesses thought he was an American......but when others saw him
make his getaway in a large Tank......they realized he must be German.
The French Government collapsed and quickly surrendered.
When Germany
disavowed any knowledge of the event, France rejoiced....decided to make a
new wine called "
Le Victory" and decided the missing
artwork was a small price to pay for their hard fought Victory!
Ah who has the paintings? Ah Ron?
Njja