Rob
Four Star General
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- May 18, 2005
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1am in China
eyes kept open with matches
Andy sits down at desk
and tries to write Dispatches
but soon arrive his nightmares
the worst of all his fears
a kind of moaning really
a ringing in his ears
for despite the latest gadget
his brand new ear protectors
he just can't seem to get away
from those fanatical K&C collectors!
Ron is shouting Napoleonics!
if you don't it is a sin!!
and while you're at it change history
and make Napoleon win!!
Others want a Comet
a useful British Tank
but make it for £4.50
Cos we don't want to break the bank!
Andy looks at the clock
Its almost half past one
but heres another hundred calls
for some great big German gun
Some want Harry Flashman
A Bounder,Cad and Thief
And make sure you produce more this time
Than you did with Rommels Grief!!!
Andy's had enough
and heads for office door
unaware forum members
have chained him to the floor
Head held in his hands
Sobbing "why oh why oh why"
"Phone call for you Andy,they want a Firefly!"
Finally, he could take no more
and decided to speak at last
"why don't you take your suggestions
and stick them up... on the noticeboard and i'll look at them when I get a chance!"
Rob
eyes kept open with matches
Andy sits down at desk
and tries to write Dispatches
but soon arrive his nightmares
the worst of all his fears
a kind of moaning really
a ringing in his ears
for despite the latest gadget
his brand new ear protectors
he just can't seem to get away
from those fanatical K&C collectors!
Ron is shouting Napoleonics!
if you don't it is a sin!!
and while you're at it change history
and make Napoleon win!!
Others want a Comet
a useful British Tank
but make it for £4.50
Cos we don't want to break the bank!
Andy looks at the clock
Its almost half past one
but heres another hundred calls
for some great big German gun
Some want Harry Flashman
A Bounder,Cad and Thief
And make sure you produce more this time
Than you did with Rommels Grief!!!
Andy's had enough
and heads for office door
unaware forum members
have chained him to the floor
Head held in his hands
Sobbing "why oh why oh why"
"Phone call for you Andy,they want a Firefly!"
Finally, he could take no more
and decided to speak at last
"why don't you take your suggestions
and stick them up... on the noticeboard and i'll look at them when I get a chance!"
Rob
