Reinforcements have arrived (sort of) (1 Viewer)

[kilted vampire]

C S Bourne: All right you men time to go you slovenly soldiers!



No ,really I must insist!

 

[kilted vampire]

Come on now lads. Step lively!



I'm to tell you Color Sargeant, that I love you more than me mother! Oh wait. Nope, that's another bleedin' movie. Can't we stay a little longer Color Sargeant?

 

[kilted vampire]

CS Bourne: All right! All of you Williamses get crackin! And I mean now! Pvt Williams, don't you give me that look!

 

[kilted vampire]

Bugler! Stop that bleedin' bugling! It's bloody two in the morning! Look I'm serious. We're already late. And you know what a bleedin' martinet those bloody officers are!

 

[kilted vampire]

Color Sargeant Bourne, Why are the men still here?Look I'm the Lt. I'm supposed to know where all my men are. Why is that bugler still playing?



Sorry Sir! I'm trying but the lads are peshed!

 

[kilted vampire]

EEK! What the duece is that?
CS Bourne: Why that's a Zulu Sir.
Lt: Really a Zulu? How did he get here you suppose?
CS Bourne: I really can't say Sir.(Bloody extras)
Lt.: Never mind Color Sargeant, I know just what to do!

 

[modwalls]

Just a few of the ole brit chaps, shooting up the town. Tell the Sgt., oh no don't shoot the dog.

 

[The Lt.]

I see that you sent PIP along to support the troops. Seems like you sent the support to the wrong place and that they got caught in a time warp. Your in the wrong period of time with the house to house fighting. Thanks for the photos love the story line......The Lt.

 

[Wraith]

What?

So, there was no 'McGuires' at Rorkes Drift?
I'm sure I saw one in the film, better go and re-check.

Nice story line KV.

Simon

 

[fishead19690]

Looks like that zulu shouldn,t go out drinking with those irish boys, I don,t think he can handle his liqueur so well!!!

 

[kilted vampire]

So stay tuned for more Anglo jocularity. See if the intrepid boys from the
24th ever make it back to the set of Pinewood studios

 

[The Lt.]

So stay tuned for more Anglo jocularity. See if the intrepid boys from the
24th ever make it back to the set of Pinewood studios

Can't wait please don't keep us in suspence to long.....The Lt.

 

[kilted vampire]

Sir! Sir! The men are all falling down Drunk!!

Mayors' Wife: Oh how Droll! Slovenly soldiers!

CS Bourne. Right Mame .

 

[kilted vampire]

Pvt. Williams : Look women! I think? BurP

 

[kilted vampire]

All right men try to look galant.

Don't pay any attention to them girls! Eyes FRONT!

 

[kilted vampire]

Aww, come on Sheila don't you want to see me spoon hanging trick? Its' famous!

Amazons : Left Right Left. You men smell like the drink taken ! Phew!

 

[kilted vampire]

24th: Aww Its' good to see the back of you.
Lt: Bugler you can stop playing Swanee River now. Color Sargeant,has this place gone to the dogs?

 

[kilted vampire]

Well the lads of the 24th have done it again! The next time the lads run into some skirts the out come will be different. Will the lads prevail? Will my picture memory be filled? Find out in the next installment. Cheers!

 

[wadepat]

Well the lads of the 24th have done it again! The next time the lads run into some skirts the out come will be different. Will the lads prevail? Will my picture memory be filled? Find out in the next installment. Cheers!

Hi Vamp,

Your story is too, too funny!

I look forward to future episodes. Keep 'em coming!

Warmest personal regards,

Pat

 

[modwalls]

Was that the Mayors wife or Mary Poppins?