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This was too good to let pass:

A new report reveals that Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell during World War II in an attempt to build an army of 'fearsome' speaking dogs, according to the Daily Telegraph.

Adolf Hitler created a special dog school in the 1930s to teach the canines to talk, and apparently it worked, according to the report.

One dog allegedly uttered the words "Mein Fuhrer" when asked who Hitler was and another "spoke" by tapping the letters of the alphabet with its paws.

The "Wooffan SS" experiment was uncovered by Dr. Jan Bondeson, a senior lecturer at Cardiff University.

"There were some very strange experiments going on in wartime Germany with regard to the dog-human communication," Bondeson told the Daily Telegraph.

"Hitler was himself interested in the prospect of using educated dogs in the war effort, and he advised representatives of the German army to study their usefulness in the field," he continued.

According to the report, one of the dogs speculated about religion, learned foreign languages and wrote poetry.

The dog school was based in Leutenburg and was led by headmistress Margarethe Schmitt. The school continued throughout World War II.
 
This was too good to let pass:

A new report reveals that Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell during World War II in an attempt to build an army of 'fearsome' speaking dogs, according to the Daily Telegraph.

Adolf Hitler created a special dog school in the 1930s to teach the canines to talk, and apparently it worked, according to the report.

One dog allegedly uttered the words "Mein Fuhrer" when asked who Hitler was and another "spoke" by tapping the letters of the alphabet with its paws.

The "Wooffan SS" experiment was uncovered by Dr. Jan Bondeson, a senior lecturer at Cardiff University.

"There were some very strange experiments going on in wartime Germany with regard to the dog-human communication," Bondeson told the Daily Telegraph.

"Hitler was himself interested in the prospect of using educated dogs in the war effort, and he advised representatives of the German army to study their usefulness in the field," he continued.

According to the report, one of the dogs speculated about religion, learned foreign languages and wrote poetry.

The dog school was based in Leutenburg and was led by headmistress Margarethe Schmitt. The school continued throughout World War II.

Sounds like Stalin's ape man army experiment.
 
Der Woofen SS!

I don't suppose that the Herr Doktor uncovered evidence like...........

Adolf ( to dog) Vot ist der covering on zat tree over zere?

Dog - Bark!

Adolf to dog ( question two) Vot is der covering of tiles on a building called?

Dog - Woof!

Adolf to dog ( question three) - Vot is dis liquid called, zat ist made from grapes?

Dog - Whine!

Adolf to dog ( question four) Vot do you do mit un Itch?

Dog - Scratch!

Adolf to der Vurld - " Vot a clefer dawg!"
 
Man Johnny you have a great sense of humor! Whoever thought this one up was on some serious mind altering substance!

Dave
 
Der Woofen SS!

I don't suppose that the Herr Doktor uncovered evidence like...........

Adolf ( to dog) Vot ist der covering on zat tree over zere?

Dog - Bark!

Adolf to dog ( question two) Vot is der covering of tiles on a building called?

Dog - Woof!

Adolf to dog ( question three) - Vot is dis liquid called, zat ist made from grapes?

Dog - Whine!

Adolf to dog ( question four) Vot do you do mit un Itch?

Dog - Scratch!

Adolf to der Vurld - " Vot a clefer dawg!"

Now I'm thinking of the WW One propaganda postcards of the Red Cross dogs peeing in the german helmets.
 
This was too good to let pass:

A new report reveals that Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell during World War II in an attempt to build an army of 'fearsome' speaking dogs, according to the Daily Telegraph.

Adolf Hitler created a special dog school in the 1930s to teach the canines to talk, and apparently it worked, according to the report.

One dog allegedly uttered the words "Mein Fuhrer" when asked who Hitler was and another "spoke" by tapping the letters of the alphabet with its paws.

The "Wooffan SS" experiment was uncovered by Dr. Jan Bondeson, a senior lecturer at Cardiff University.

"There were some very strange experiments going on in wartime Germany with regard to the dog-human communication," Bondeson told the Daily Telegraph.

"Hitler was himself interested in the prospect of using educated dogs in the war effort, and he advised representatives of the German army to study their usefulness in the field," he continued.

According to the report, one of the dogs speculated about religion, learned foreign languages and wrote poetry.

The dog school was based in Leutenburg and was led by headmistress Margarethe Schmitt. The school continued throughout World War II.

You mean this guy{sm4}?
http://wtfoodge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hitlers-bulldog.jpg
But seriously, here is the real deal{sm5}
http://www.fpp.co.uk/Hitler/images/dogs/Hitler_w_Blondi_550.jpg
-Sandor:salute::
 
Further to my last - I'm intrigued by the thought that one of the dogs apparently wrote poetry.

Anybody know if any was published - perchance?

And if so - care to give us a sample?? -

My own dog "Feebers" - once came up with this little sonnet..........

She called it " Woof".


Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof:

Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.

Pause (paws)

Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof;

Woof woof woof woof woof woo - ouch that hurt!
 

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