Von Richter.
Specialist
- Joined
- Apr 10, 2019
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[FONT="]The New Emporium at the Seaside has been in the small back bedroom since we moved here two and a half years ago. [/FONT][FONT="]Herself[/FONT][FONT="] has decreed it must go... to the bigger front bedroom![/FONT]
[FONT="]My slow, but remorseless campaign to fill up every spare nook, cranny, loft and shelf in our hovel has finally borne the ripe fruit I'd planned it to all along. [/FONT][FONT="]Herself[/FONT][FONT="] finally cracked and went on one bigstyle, when a full size Viking helmet appeared on our living room coffee table. Coming back down from orbit she's insisting all my priceless artifacts (her actual, rather venomously hissed phrase, was [/FONT][FONT="]'junk'[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]) must all reside in one room, and one room alone. Today her rather peevish Imperial Decree has come to pass.[/FONT]
[FONT="]And wot about poor old Harry's part in all this? He's had to endure a barrage of victory sniggers and[/FONT][FONT="] triumphant type laughter. But, he's the last of the Favershams and will endure with stiff upper lip... playing the cruel hand Herself's vile talents have dealt 'im!
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[FONT="]My slow, but remorseless campaign to fill up every spare nook, cranny, loft and shelf in our hovel has finally borne the ripe fruit I'd planned it to all along. [/FONT][FONT="]Herself[/FONT][FONT="] finally cracked and went on one bigstyle, when a full size Viking helmet appeared on our living room coffee table. Coming back down from orbit she's insisting all my priceless artifacts (her actual, rather venomously hissed phrase, was [/FONT][FONT="]'junk'[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]) must all reside in one room, and one room alone. Today her rather peevish Imperial Decree has come to pass.[/FONT]
[FONT="]And wot about poor old Harry's part in all this? He's had to endure a barrage of victory sniggers and[/FONT][FONT="] triumphant type laughter. But, he's the last of the Favershams and will endure with stiff upper lip... playing the cruel hand Herself's vile talents have dealt 'im!
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