Hi Scott
nice work - you are a real talent and great for new conversion ideas.
In Lancashire where I live its a common (old) saying that you use, but we say:
Trouble at T,Mill! (and drop the "he" ). - it must be said in a firm, broad Northern accent of course! (That is Limey Northern not Yank Northern)
In England there are many accents and local dialects . In fact I cannot understand half of what is spoken in a town just a few miles away from where I live - and I am a local Mank (ie from Manchester)
Regards
9th