where do i sign up for a panzer IV auf J and a storch? (1 Viewer)

nasirkasmani

nasirkasmani

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and i'm looking for a rich dying widow.

your colour, size, language, and looks doesn't matter at all, even if you look like a sea-sick walrus, i will gladly accept.

i will entertain all your needs (yes, even watching crappy soap operas together or playing bridge at 3am), as long as you are willing to fund my Figarti collections.

interested widows, please scan your bank account balance and email them to nasirkasmani@gmail.com.


thank you.
 
nasirkasmani said:
and i'm looking for a rich dying widow.

your colour, size, language, and looks doesn't matter at all, even if you look like a sea-sick walrus, i will gladly accept.

Nasir:

Here is a picture of Georgia's latest Lottery Winner!

Let me know if you are interested........And I will try and get

her phone number for you!:D
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Njja said:
nasirkasmani said:
and i'm looking for a rich dying widow.

your colour, size, language, and looks doesn't matter at all, even if you look like a sea-sick walrus, i will gladly accept.

Nasir:

Here is a picture of Georgia's latest Lottery Winner!

Let me know if you are interested........And I will try and get

her phone number for you!:D
Click to expand...

John,

Thanks for the recommendation.

well, beggars can't be choosers...

but she'll need to scan her lottery tickets and no 'swiss' bank account please.

and with a face like that, maybe i'll start drinking..

as they same, the more you drink, the prettier she looks.

regards,

nasir kasmani.
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nasirkasmani said:
and with a face like that, maybe i'll start drinking..

as they same, the more you drink, the prettier she looks.

regards,

nasir kasmani.
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Exactly how much have you had to drink mate?
You might want to lay off the stuff for a little while, or you'll be taking Damian's offer up on a part used liver. ;)
 
I live in St. Louis, the home of Budweiser, and I,m afraid the brewery doesn't make enough beer to get past that face!
Gary
 
Nasir:

I'm working on getting her phone number for you........I'm told she also

has her own Zip Code!:eek:

But I hear she has a great personality.......here is a shot of her from

behind........for you "Leg" men!:eek:
 

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Njja said:
Nasir:

I'm working on getting her phone number for you........I'm told she also

has her own Zip Code!:eek:

But I hear she has a great personality.......here is a shot of her from

behind........for you "Leg" men!:eek:
Click to expand...

own zip code eh?

well on hindsight, there's little danger of her getting lost isn't it?

might request getting separate beds though, might get lost between those "Leg"

Hopefully Tequila will be strong enough, but maybe i'll should stack up the weed, just to be safe..
 
thanks John,

but matter of fact though, i can't wait for this panzer IV auf J.

i want to know what camo it is, and how many crew etc..

at least with the Storch, there's a prototype Rommel and the pilot, even the storch was painted.
 
Not yet, will be by end of year.:D InBev's brewing history goes back 1,000

years:eek:

Should be an interesting mix and Anheuser Bush InBev will be largest Brewer

in the World.
 
Yes JPB you are correct.
That was a HUGE story here for a couple of months.
Gary
 
Hmmmm. Why do the lyrics to the polka "She's too fat for me" come to mind??;)

Bill w
 
Duvel is dangerous - taste = delicious, alcohol content = elephant stopping.
 
You need to stop posting pictures of my sister, you don't want to see her mad.:eek:
 
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