Now I wonder what that would look like... couple of figures stumbling around pubs looking for spare change to buy TSs... wait that was me
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Blokes relieving themseleves against the wall, skinheads, eating a sloppy kebab after the nightclub, the after effects of a dodgy kebab, guys passed out on the pavement , fistfights, knifefights ,baseball bats, be a great action series
The new K&C Streets Of Old Durham Town would have to be set in the late Seventies/early Eighties.
Group of Punks kicking the crap out of a Hippy.
Rusty old Ford Escort/Morris Marina/Hillman Avenger with an unpainted fibreglass wing complete with nodding dog in the back shelf and set of furry dice hanging off the rear-view mirror.
Couple of old dogs fighting over who goes home with "Stan", tearing each others hair out with one hand and wielding white handbags in the other, wearing white stilletos with a broken heel.
Biker Gangs.
The endless queue at the late night taxi rank.
Taxi drivers deliberately parked around the corner from the endless queue at the late night taxi rank.
Italians.
Guy with H-A-T-E tattooed on his knuckles taking his Pit Bull Terrier out for a walk at 02:00AM.
A drunk picking a fight with a lamp-post.
The Ladies, mutton dressed as lamb in most cases.
The orange 3.0 litre Ford Capri with a "Stars'n'Stripes" flag painted (by hand) on the roof, with the driver jumping in and out through the open window, even though the driver's door works perfectly well.
A mugging in progress.
Every second doorway posing as Lover's Lane.
Street Beggars.
The dodgy looking guy with the furative eyes hanging around outside the pub being approached by prospective customers of the little cubes of brown sticky smoking material stashed in his inside jacket pocket.
Two old codgers inside the pub playing dominos.
Four punks using a Hippy as a dartboard.
The pub bore. Only guy in the place with "his" barstool that he's sat on for the past 20 years.
Ena Sharples and Minnie Caldwell sitting in the pub snug. Wrong town, wrong era, but who cares - we can stretch things a bit.
Fat slags.
The guy with the ripped shirt and blood pouring down his face who refuses to go to casualty cos he's still got some money left to spend in the next pub.
Nightclub/Pub "Doormen".
The group of frightened university students who decided to venture out of the subsidised union bar for once and try "Roughing it a Bit", finding out what "Living at Street Level" really means.
Football supporters who haven't got home from the match yet and are watching it again (?) on the pub tv.
The zombie who's been playing the space invader machine non stop for 3 days and nights.
People smoking in the pub.
The group of 14-year olds dressed in Parka's thinking they're Mods cos they sneaked in to see "Quadrophenia".
SL figure that looks a bit like Tony Neville.
By no means an exhaustive list.
Aaaaah, happy memories.
Will be an awesome range whenever it gets released.
