Andy C. Neilson, The Legend! (1 Viewer)

gk5717

gk5717

2nd Lieutenant
Joined
Apr 22, 2005
Messages
3,234
I have been doing some research on Andy, the former Royal Marine and Toy Soldier guru.
Here are some facts I have uncovered.
Parental Guidance is advised.

Andy died 10 years ago, but the grim reaper dosen't have the courage to tell him.

When the boogey man goes to sleep he looks for Andy in his closet.

Superman wears Andy,s pajamas.

Andy hears the Popes confession.

Andys watch doesn't have any numbers on it, just says "time to kick a--".

Andy doesn't read a book, he stares it down until he gets the information he needs.

Andy doesn't sleep, he waits.

Andy built a time machine and went back to stop the JFK assasination. As Oswald shot, Andy deflected the bullits with his hands. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

When Andy is doing push ups, he's not lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

Andy goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe and ask for a gun and a bucket.

Andy can slam a revolving door.

Andy can strangle you with a cordless phone.

I have also uncovered other facts, however since this is a semi family board I will be unable to post them.
Gary
 
No, Andy owns Santa Claus and uses his global operations to create a tax loss
 
If Chuck Norris see,s this you could be in a world of hurt :)
Just remeber "he doesnt have a chin behind his beard its another fist"
 
Yeah don't really mean what this is suppose to be about.
 
Vandilay is correct. I came across various Chuck Norris statements on another message board where they used another member instead of Norris.
When I first read them I didn,t quite get it, but other people started adding their own and I finally understood what the sayings were. "Humor" showing how bad someone was. From then on I thought it was hilarious!
I tried to throw a little humor on this board, but obviously it did not reach other peoples funny bone.
Next time I,ll just request some obscure vehicle for Andy to produce or complain that one of his figures has on the wrong pair of shoes for the time.
(I,m just being funny)
Gary
 
gk5717 said:
Vandilay is correct. I came across various Chuck Norris statements on another message board where they used another member instead of Norris.
When I first read them I didn,t quite get it, but other people started adding their own and I finally understood what the sayings were. "Humor" showing how bad someone was. From then on I thought it was hilarious!
I tried to throw a little humor on this board, but obviously it did not reach other peoples funny bone.
Next time I,ll just request some obscure vehicle for Andy to produce or complain that one of his figures has on the wrong pair of shoes for the time.
(I,m just being funny)
Gary
Click to expand...

Gary,
I enjoyed it but then I have a quirky sense of humour. Please don't request any more WW2 Italian fighting vehicles - how many Alfa Romeo fast retreat armored cars do we need ?
 
"I tried to throw a little humor on this board, but obviously it did not reach other peoples funny bone.
Next time I,ll just request some obscure vehicle for Andy to produce or complain that one of his figures has on the wrong pair of shoes for the time."

Now THAT was funny, thanks Gary as I am having a meatgrinder of a day, you made me literally LOL...............you and Randy's cartoon re the Capital Man................
 
By the way... how old is Andy?

And when will he retire?

JP
 
Just an educated guess but I think somewhere around 58.
Hope he never retires.
Gary
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 2 (members: 0, guests: 2)
Community platform by XenForo® © 2010-2024 XenForo Ltd.
Back
Top