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Polyatheist it is!

Ray, why not? that's one complimentary figure!

I think I should stop now, excommunication you know...or maybe issue a Fatwa for my demise.

Brother you must wash yourself of your sins in the churches holywater(beer)
and be absolved of your sins!!!
Can I get a Halleluia!!!....Can I get an AMEN!!!
 
All good and fine, except I do like the term Polyathiest, now Andy needs to replace the windows in his office with Stainglass, but I draw the line at Kissing his ring at the West Coaster!!!!
Ray

Only repentant blasphemers need to do that.
 
Brother you must wash yourself of your sins in the churches holywater(beer)
and be absolved of your sins!!!
Can I get a Halleluia!!!....Can I get an AMEN!!!

Sshhh...I am trying to lie low now...Ale Luya! (that's the Tagalog translation of Mrs, wanna buy ginger?). I'll drink to that.
 
Yeh Verily brother for I also am a sinner, are not we all?
For I have been tempted and partaken of the fruit of another (HB, Figarti).
Though I try to walk the straight and narrow I regularly stray from the path.
I have been tithing a percentage of my income to the church of KCianity for years but it doesn't seem to save me!
OHH! this wicked world!!
 
In an ongoing effort to stay current it has been arranged that a repentant blasphemer can now kiss the ring online.
 
and all KCians are to visit the site that has many ancient KCian relics at least once in their lifetime.

Father Louis is the keymaster.
 
Roslyn Harbor, NY - Roslyn Chapel .....hmmmmm :eek: :eek: :eek:

The K&C Code takes a twist ! ;)
 
You guys are too funny for words . . . although it is a cathedral to K&C, maybe I should start asking K&Cians to tithe!:eek::D:p

be careful Louis, some K&Cians are also CSheans, where ancient forum texts states that a major misunderstand split the K&Cians.

It was believed to develope over a interpertation of a small desert farmer and his cattle.

i believe the priests named them Rommel and Horch. ;)
 
be careful Louis, some K&Cians are also CSheans, where ancient forum texts states that a major misunderstand split the K&Cians.

It was believed to develope over a interpertation of a small desert farmer and his cattle.

i believe the priests named them Rommel and Horch. ;)

Heresy I say!!!
I would implore the body to form an inquisition to root out the non-belivers and those that would subvert the word!!!
 
Heresy I say!!!
I would implore the body to form an inquisition to root out the non-belivers and those that would subvert the word!!!

don't worry fellow K&Cians, trust the chief inquisitor (Father Brad) to ensure peace and stability in all KCsalem.
 
Sorry, I'm only the moderator and not any inquisitor (probably dirty words to people of my faith) and certainly not a Father.
 
I think under the floor boards of the Holy site in Roslyn Harbor, NY - there is the secret of K&C - whannnnnnn (high pitch music begins to play) - many have visited the Holy Site never knowing that under their feet was the SECRET to the K&C POWER - WHANNNN (music gets louder) :eek: :eek: :eek:

In the mist dressed in White Cloaks with the Red Cross - clutching a Siege Tower - the quest begins. A row boat crossing the Long Island Sound - Men from the Order of K&C - launches on to a quest !

Across the Atlantic Ocean - NAPOLEON has decided - ROSLYN HARBOR, NY - shall be his - a force is dispatched.

North a small invasion force of new King Tiger Tanks have landed to march south and capture ROSLYN HARBOR - HITLER must have the Secret of K&C

A small little whisle can be heard from a attic window of a HOLY SITE - a happy man plays with the Treasures of the K&C - he is called the KEEPER - what he dose not know - He is about to be invaded ! (DADA DADA BANG BANG - MUSIC VERY LOUD NOW ! ) :eek: :eek:
 
Ah, but the keeper knows the secret . . . a secret that will defeat any attempt at invasion . . . a secret of which neither Napoleon nor Hitler is aware . . . (dum dum dum);)
 
Ah, but the keeper knows the secret . . . a secret that will defeat any attempt at invasion . . . a secret of which neither Napoleon nor Hitler is aware . . . (dum dum dum);)

Ahhhh...the Andi-Christ revealed. An he will make the rich & poor, the strong & the weak take the mark of the "beast" (the dragon a.k.a. MADE IN CHINA)
 

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