Sahara
Command Sergeant Major
- Joined
- Apr 7, 2008
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Yikes!!! What happens when the wife finds out what your "09" K&C spending budget is?
The other day I was kicking back minding my own business enjoying a nice adult beverage while watching my Detroit Tigers when my wife came into the living room and asked "Exactly how much do you plan on spending on your soldiers this year?" I could tell from the way she phrased it that she was ready for a confrontation and she had some intel that I was unaware of. Already with 3-4 beverages in the tank I was feeling pretty good and figured I could weather the storm. So like a smart @ce I asked, How much do you think I spent? To which she replied I know how much you spent you got your credit card bill today! With that one statement I knew I was already at a disadvantage and had to think of something fast. Like a dumb@ce I chugged what was left of my beverage sat back down on the sofa and turned the ballgame up as loud as it possibly could go. Needless to say that pissed her off and she headed straight for the curio cabinets. My 1st thought was mother of god shes gonna start chucking my K&C pieces all about the house. Then as she got closer she opened the cabinet and pulled out my newly arrived Atlantic wall bunker. As she held it my teeth were grnding against one another and I was preparing to make a specticular catch over the dinning room table if need be. As I squatted down into a goalies stance in anticipation of a throw to the left she looked awkwardly at the piece and said "I know how much you spent last month did you really need to get this one as well". At that moment I realized she had received the dummy credit card bill that I always put one or two items on, never my larger purchases. My blood pressure bagan to fall back to its normal levels and I went up to her and apologized telling her that it would never happen again. Within a matter of minutes she forgave me and my other credit card bill came 2 days later which I intercepted and paid off before any trace of evidence was left behind.
The other day I was kicking back minding my own business enjoying a nice adult beverage while watching my Detroit Tigers when my wife came into the living room and asked "Exactly how much do you plan on spending on your soldiers this year?" I could tell from the way she phrased it that she was ready for a confrontation and she had some intel that I was unaware of. Already with 3-4 beverages in the tank I was feeling pretty good and figured I could weather the storm. So like a smart @ce I asked, How much do you think I spent? To which she replied I know how much you spent you got your credit card bill today! With that one statement I knew I was already at a disadvantage and had to think of something fast. Like a dumb@ce I chugged what was left of my beverage sat back down on the sofa and turned the ballgame up as loud as it possibly could go. Needless to say that pissed her off and she headed straight for the curio cabinets. My 1st thought was mother of god shes gonna start chucking my K&C pieces all about the house. Then as she got closer she opened the cabinet and pulled out my newly arrived Atlantic wall bunker. As she held it my teeth were grnding against one another and I was preparing to make a specticular catch over the dinning room table if need be. As I squatted down into a goalies stance in anticipation of a throw to the left she looked awkwardly at the piece and said "I know how much you spent last month did you really need to get this one as well". At that moment I realized she had received the dummy credit card bill that I always put one or two items on, never my larger purchases. My blood pressure bagan to fall back to its normal levels and I went up to her and apologized telling her that it would never happen again. Within a matter of minutes she forgave me and my other credit card bill came 2 days later which I intercepted and paid off before any trace of evidence was left behind.