Back to bad luck toy soldier stories. I was baby sitting my nephew one day when he was about 4 - 5? Anyway, after some excellent game conducting by myself, involving lego and a big box of classix plastic toy soldiers, I popped into my study to do some work, leaving him to play by himself. Fifteen minutes later, when I came out to check on him, I found him with a toy soldier in his mouth! "You're not chewing that soldier are you", I gasped. "I'm chewing all of them!" he proudly replied. And so it was. Noooooo!!!! Over 50 of my Airfix and Timpo heroes had had their guns chewed so that they looked like they where fighting with pieces of garden hose! One in particular, an Australian Bren gunner had some 25 years earlier, been chewed by my sister - his mother. It's quite the family heirloom now I guess.....
Anyway, I managed to snip and clip a few rifles and machine guns into carbines but it was a lesson learned. Never babysit!!!