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[craig1985taylor]

Very nice Wayne, she looks great, still gota pick up my dingo! Can't wait to put it in my display!

Craig

 

[Desertkiwi]

Yep, You're right - weird is running around playing in the sun wearing black jersys........:rolleyes2:^&grin
Wayne.

At least we look good.....{eek3}^&cool:tongue:

I'm lv'n this thread....you boys are shocka's.....keep it going......in the meantime, I'm off to the local diary to grab me a pink paddlepop & a goanna on a stick{sm2}

 

[waynepoo]

At least we look good.....{eek3}^&cool:tongue:

I'm lv'n this thread....you boys are shocka's.....keep it going......in the meantime, I'm off to the local diary to grab me a pink paddlepop & a goanna on a stick{sm2}

No mate please don't do that, Goannas are getting rarer than rocking horse poo now, do you us Banana Benders a favour and get a Cane Toad on a stick with that pink paddlepop. ^&grin:rolleyes2:
Wayne.

 

[TomNT]

No mate please don't do that, Goannas are getting rarer than rocking horse poo now, do you us Banana Benders a favour and get a Cane Toad on a stick with that pink paddlepop. ^&grin:rolleyes2:
Wayne.

I was about to say, Goanna's are rarer than hens teeth, all thanks to you banana benders...{sm5}{sm2}{sm4}

Tom

 

[Desertkiwi]

No mate please don't do that, Goannas are getting rarer than rocking horse poo now, do you us Banana Benders a favour and get a Cane Toad on a stick with that pink paddlepop. ^&grin:rolleyes2:
Wayne.

You boys ever tried lick'n a cane toad......:tongue:.....no amount of VB will kill that after taste...{sm4}

 

[TomNT]

You boys ever tried lick'n a cane toad......:tongue:.....no amount of VB will kill that after taste...{sm4}

No mate, couldn't think of anything worse! Disgusting creatures they are...

Tom

 

[Larry Allen]

Hope everyone had a good Easter.

Okay “mates” , a big thank you for the language translation here.

Okay, so here is my (fictional) Story

Me and my Shelia took a walk-about to visit a couple of blokes way up North in the Scrubs. On the way, our car broke down so we walked until we came across a Donga in the brush. Three Bruces and two Shelias came out to see if we need help. They offered us a Paddlepop since we were hot and tired. I was still thirsty so they came out with a barrel full of Stubbies. I knocked back 6 or more for an hour. One of them started to tell some jokes and I got to laughing so hard that I wet my Stubbies. The jokes get real bad after a while so one of the Shelias goes troppo and leaves. However, she come back and we all need to eat so she puts some shrimp on the barbie.I was Gobsmacked to see how quickly the food was ready to eat.

Did I mess up?

Keep the G-R-E-A-T dios coming and the Stubbies flowing!! --- Larry

 

[waynepoo]

Hope everyone had a good Easter.

Okay “mates” , a big thank you for the language translation here.

Okay, so here is my (fictional) Story

Me and my Shelia took a walk-about to visit a couple of blokes way up North in the Scrubs. On the way, our car broke down so we walked until we came across a Donga in the brush. Three Bruces and two Shelias came out to see if we need help. They offered us a Paddlepop since we were hot and tired. I was still thirsty so they came out with a barrel full of Stubbies. I knocked back 6 or more for an hour. One of them started to tell some jokes and I got to laughing so hard that I wet my Stubbies. The jokes get real bad after a while so one of the Shelias goes troppo and leaves. However, she come back and we all need to eat so she puts some shrimp on the barbie.I was Gobsmacked to see how quickly the food was ready to eat.

Did I mess up?

Keep the G-R-E-A-T dios coming and the Stubbies flowing!! --- Larry

Mate, not bad first around maybe a bit of work needed on that Yank accent :wink2: OK just a couple of corrections needed first up change ''a barrel full of stubbies'' to '' a slab (or carton depends on which state you're in) of stubbies'' two: you can also say a Bird or Birds for Shelias or worse :wink2: and we never ever say ''SHRIMP'' mate it's a ''PRAWN'' on the barbie. And Larry after you've had a good feed you go to the Dunny.
See ya round like a rissole.
Wayne.

 

[Desertkiwi]

Hope everyone had a good Easter.

Okay “mates” , a big thank you for the language translation here.

Okay, so here is my (fictional) Story

Me and my Shelia took a walk-about to visit a couple of blokes way up North in the Scrubs. On the way, our car broke down so we walked until we came across a Donga in the brush. Three Bruces and two Shelias came out to see if we need help. They offered us a Paddlepop since we were hot and tired. I was still thirsty so they came out with a barrel full of Stubbies. I knocked back 6 or more for an hour. One of them started to tell some jokes and I got to laughing so hard that I wet my Stubbies. The jokes get real bad after a while so one of the Shelias goes troppo and leaves. However, she come back and we all need to eat so she puts some shrimp on the barbie.I was Gobsmacked to see how quickly the food was ready to eat.

Did I mess up?

Keep the G-R-E-A-T dios coming and the Stubbies flowing!! --- Larry

A legend is born{eek3}.......Larry you could kick-back & relax in any Aussi bar and you'd have the Shelias hang'n around ya like blow-flies mate....awesome effort{sm3}

Mind you we'd have to get ya sampling some Kiwi beers for a change, that Aussi stuff will definitely send ya troppo......{sm2}:tongue:

 

[TomNT]

Hope everyone had a good Easter.

Okay “mates” , a big thank you for the language translation here.

Okay, so here is my (fictional) Story

Me and my Shelia took a walk-about to visit a couple of blokes way up North in the Scrubs. On the way, our car broke down so we walked until we came across a Donga in the brush. Three Bruces and two Shelias came out to see if we need help. They offered us a Paddlepop since we were hot and tired. I was still thirsty so they came out with a barrel full of Stubbies. I knocked back 6 or more for an hour. One of them started to tell some jokes and I got to laughing so hard that I wet my Stubbies. The jokes get real bad after a while so one of the Shelias goes troppo and leaves. However, she come back and we all need to eat so she puts some shrimp on the barbie.I was Gobsmacked to see how quickly the food was ready to eat.

Did I mess up?

Keep the G-R-E-A-T dios coming and the Stubbies flowing!! --- Larry

Gidday Larry

Not a bad effort mate, we'll make a fair dinkum Aussie out of ya one day! Wayne the cane toad man covered most of the errors but i noticed one when you said "we walked until we came across a Donga in the brush". Mate, we don't say "brush", the correct name is "bush", or "out in the sticks" or "scrub" or there's a few others, but they are a bit dodgy and the mod might come down on me like a ton of bricks!

Tom

 

[Jack]

Gidday Larry

Can one of you please tell Larry that no one in this entire country actually really talks like this!

 

[TomNT]

Gidday Larry

Can one of you please tell Larry that no one in this entire country actually really talks like this!

You fair dinkum Jack! I know heaps of blokes (and sheilas) that say "gidday"!!! Where you been hidin old son! ^&grin

Tom

 

[Jack]

You fair dinkum Jack! I know heaps of blokes (and sheilas) that say "gidday"!!! Where you been hidin old son! ^&grin

Tom

Reading Shakespeare in a lecture hall!

(Is there an award for the most pretentious response of the year? I think I might win!)

 

[Larry Allen]

Gidday Larry

Can one of you please tell Larry that no one in this entire country actually really talks like this!

Afternoon guys;
Don't worry. I am from Maine and I am accused of having an accent and using words that are not part of any known human vernacular, so I know this is all in fun!

Still, Gobsmacked is a keeper for me, although is that word Australian or British? --- Larry

 

[waynepoo]

Afternoon guys;
Don't worry. I am from Maine and I am accused of having an accent and using words that are not part of any known human vernacular, so I know this is all in fun!

Still, Gobsmacked is a keeper for me, although is that word Australian or British? --- Larry

Gday Larry,
Mate I think 'Gobsmacked' could be one from you mob over there, not sure but don't you have a sweet or candy called a 'Gobstopper' and it might have started with that? but really I'm clueless has to where it came from. {eek3} I told you I was clueless have discovered that it's British.
Wayne.

 

[Desertkiwi]

Gidday Larry

Can one of you please tell Larry that no one in this entire country actually really talks like this!

I think it's time for Larry to meet the great Aussi bloke, 'Chopper Reid'......{eek3}{sm2}:tongue:

 

[waynepoo]

I think it's time for Larry to meet the great Aussi bloke, 'Chopper Reid'......{eek3}{sm2}:tongue:

But not in a dark alley Toddy. ^&grin^&grin
Wayne.

 

[TomNT]

But not in a dark alley Toddy. ^&grin^&grin
Wayne.

Yeah Toddy, we don't wanna lose poor old Larry! Wayne, if you have a sec, can you post a pic of Chopper Reid for Larry...

Tom

 

[Desertkiwi]

Yeah Toddy, we don't wanna lose poor old Larry! Wayne, if you have a sec, can you post a pic of Chopper Reid for Larry...

Tom

Absolutely.....Larry's one of the 'down under boys' now{eek3}......I didn't really mean the 'real' Chopper Reid lads...I was more meaning the Aussi comedian who takes him off a treat using typical Aussi lang...{sm4}

 

[waynepoo]

Yeah Toddy, we don't wanna lose poor old Larry! Wayne, if you have a sec, can you post a pic of Chopper Reid for Larry...

Tom

OK as requested some pics of our Mark 'Chopper' Reid. The last pic is Eric Banna in the movie 'Chopper'.
Wayne.