Martin Tabony
Command Sergeant Major
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- Nov 6, 2009
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A Para decides to go horse riding.
So he climbs up and sets off at a nice gentle pace.
A couple of Household Cavalrymen see him and stop to watch.
The Para, feeling a little self conscious, decides to quicken the pace.
At first he's doing fine but because he's being watched, he loses concentration and
slips.
The Household Cavalrymen laugh at this, which makes the Para slip a little more.
No one is helping the poor Para!
By this time the Household Cavalrymen are in tears of laughter as the Para grabs on to the horses neck.
They are in fits as the Para slides under the horse's neck but grabs on to the mane for dear life.
Eventually the Para falls off but his foot is caught in the stirrup!
The Para is bouncing on the ground and screaming for help!
There's nothing the Household Cavalrymen can do, they are rolling on the ground laughing!
A passing R.E.M.E. fitter, on seeing what has happened runs to the rescue.
He unplugs the ride!!^&grin
Martin
So he climbs up and sets off at a nice gentle pace.
A couple of Household Cavalrymen see him and stop to watch.
The Para, feeling a little self conscious, decides to quicken the pace.
At first he's doing fine but because he's being watched, he loses concentration and
slips.
The Household Cavalrymen laugh at this, which makes the Para slip a little more.
No one is helping the poor Para!
By this time the Household Cavalrymen are in tears of laughter as the Para grabs on to the horses neck.
They are in fits as the Para slides under the horse's neck but grabs on to the mane for dear life.
Eventually the Para falls off but his foot is caught in the stirrup!
The Para is bouncing on the ground and screaming for help!
There's nothing the Household Cavalrymen can do, they are rolling on the ground laughing!
A passing R.E.M.E. fitter, on seeing what has happened runs to the rescue.
He unplugs the ride!!^&grin
Martin