Andy C. Neilson has been spotted...Stealing a Car (1 Viewer)

[hotel3alpha]

All,

My son who served two tours in Afghanistan had an errand to run downtown today and was parked at the River Center downtown. As he was leaving he said there was a short Scotsman trying to break into to his Cadillac Escalade. My son recognized Andy from his last trip to San Antonio and Andy recognized him...breaking into to his car. So, here are the facts:

-Andy is in San Antonio and is already breaking the law
-Andy "claimed" it looked like his Escalade
-My son confirmed there was a like Escalade parked across from him...but what the hell?
-Andy apologized and spun some yarn about mistaken Cadillac identity
-Andy asked my son if he is attending the show
-My said "no" because he is attending a wedding in Mississippi
-Andy chastised my son for not going to the Show
-Andy attempted to put my son in a head lock for not going and give him "the knuckle"
-My son barely escaped with his life
-Andy demanded the Mississippi Wedding be postponed
-It was all caught on tape at the Rivercenter

This is information is true and accurate as of 3 PM today and I asked my son to make sure that we were talking about "Andy...Andy? As in King and Country form Hong Kong...Andy?". "Yes" he replied. Well it looks like the hell raising has already begun!

See you at the show and beware of Andy in dark parking lots.


John from Texas.

 

[mikemiller1955]

^&grin

 

[Warrior]

So is this some sort of inside joke?

Or is it one of those "Texas" things?

^&confuse

 

[zblang]

Is Andy staying at the hotel? Maybe one of those ghosts possessed him!!!

 

[Toy Soldier Brigade]

How much are they getting for a bottle of water in Texas ?

 

[hotel3alpha]

So is this some sort of inside joke?

Or is it one of those "Texas" things?

^&confuse

Warrior,

It is a True Texas Tall Tale. Yes, my son-in-law did in fact have Andy standing at his car trying to figure out how to get in. Yes, my son-in-law and Andy have met and recognized each other. Thank God, it was my son versus some other Cadillac owner wondering why this Scots man is trying get into their car. Yes, Andy was confused (probably jet lag) and Yes his car was right in front of his...the EXACT same Black Cadillac Escalade. The odds of this are a gazillion to one, but its true. My son-in-law told Andy "hey man your getting in the wrong car", Andy was a bit confused, recognized my boy and they went on to slack jawing about the show. This all happened in front of Kings X.

Now, the part about the head lock, knuckle sandwich and Andy changing a Mississippi wedding is ALL Texas TALL tale. So, yes Warrior it is a Texas Thang (not thing) and frankly señor you would not understand. You see when you tell a story in TEXAS you make it much more BIGGER than it really is.

See you in Texas my brother,

John from Texas

 

[hotel3alpha]

How much are they getting for a bottle of water in Texas ?

Well,

Water is free...if you ask nicely. But Texas Law requires two beers person...hence double fisting.

John from Texas

 

[Warrior]

Warrior,

It is a True Texas Tall Tale. Yes, my son-in-law did in fact have Andy standing at his car trying to figure out how to get in. Yes, my son-in-law and Andy have met and recognized each other. Thank God, it was my son versus some other Cadillac owner wondering why this Scots man is trying get into their car. Yes, Andy was confused (probably jet lag) and Yes his car was right in front of his...the EXACT same Black Cadillac Escalade. The odds of this are a gazillion to one, but its true. My son-in-law told Andy "hey man your getting in the wrong car", Andy was a bit confused, recognized my boy and they went on to slack jawing about the show. This all happened in front of Kings X.

Now, the part about the head lock, knuckle sandwich and Andy changing a Mississippi wedding is ALL Texas TALL tale. So, yes Warrior it is a Texas Thang (not thing) and frankly señor you would not understand. You see when you tell a story in TEXAS you make it much more BIGGER than it really is.

See you in Texas my brother,

John from Texas

Ok, makes sense now, thanks for the clarification.

I won't be making it to the Texas show this year, maybe you can come to the Chicago show?

If not, have a good time at the San Antonio show...............

 

[Panzer ace]

Well,

Water is free...if you ask nicely. But Texas Law requires two beers person...hence double fisting.

John from Texas

There is a drought here. You can only have water on the third Tuesday of the month if it is a full moon and there is a breeze of at least 5 mph. Per CPS.

Glad Andy made it to our great state safely.

 

[Mitch]

certainly seems to be a Texas thing.
You really could not make this up
Mitch

 

[Panzer ace]

I was out about. No Andy sightings but I did see tons of Spurs fans!!!!!!!!