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Terry Brew[/FONT]
[FONT="]People in story: [/FONT]
[FONT="]Richard Brew[/FONT]
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[FONT="]England and Europe[/FONT]
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[FONT="]Army[/FONT]
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[FONT="]23 January 2004[/FONT]
[FONT="]Continued from
Part One
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[FONT="]Monty and training [/FONT]
[FONT="]Monty was coming down to see me, and find out how I was liking the war, so it was Blanco, Blanco, Blanco and rehearse, rehearse, rehearse, over and over and over, but on the night before a mock inspection I left all my kit out by accident, and by the morning it had gone all pale, and as though it hadn't been touched. The inspection was by Captain Johns, who had been out in India for a long time in all that sun, and had taken to tying his revolver to his leg, like a cowboy (too much sun, we all said), well when he got to me, he stopped, looked me up and down, and he enquired, 'Have you polished your kit?', I opened my mouth to answer, and Capt Johns bellowed to Sgt Everrett, 'TAKE THIS MAN'S NAME!'.
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[FONT="]Well, come Friday I found myself in the company office, under the charge of failing to prepare my kit, I tried to explain what had happened, but I was cut short with 'No excuses!'. His exact words were, 'Don't be a bloody fool Brew', and then he turned into Susie, his pet King Charles Spaniel, and asked her 'What shall we do with him?', and that sodding dog barked three times, so I got three days jankers. It was just like we said, he had had far too much sun. The three days jankers I got was Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and Sunday was my birthday, and Mucky and some others had come down for a drink, so I made my mind up not to get into any more trouble, as I missed what would have been a good night.
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[FONT="]The CO was mad keen on courses, and he sent Mucky on an anti-tank course, and me on a signallers' course - I ask you, first they wont let me join the sodding army because of my speech, then they want me to be a bloody signaller! I told Sgt Barnes that there was no way I would be able to complete the course and explained why, but he said there was nothing he could do, and that I should just go and try my hardest as no harm could come of it. After four days of the two week course the instructor wanted know which bloody idiot in particular had decide to send me on such a bloody waste of time, and struck me off the course.
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[FONT="]Finding myself at a loose end, I was sent back to Lenham, and my journey took me through Paddington, and as luck would have it, there was five hours between my arrival there and my departure, so I went to visit my mum and she was in tears the whole time, and as a bonus halfway through May turned up and was thunderstruck to see me. All too soon I was on the train back to camp, but I arrived just after they had all left for an exercise, so I got to hang about doing nothing for five days. The CSM was there as well, and he must have heard about my departure from the course, as no more was ever said about it.
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