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Hi Guys,

Down at the local bierkeller, some of the 'Nasties' are getting a little out of control...

All the best and happy collecting!
Andy

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Hi Guys,

Down at the local bierkeller, some of the 'Nasties' are getting a little out of control...

All the best and happy collecting!
Andy

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FYI:

Beer contains female hormones!

Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! This is alarming & scary stuff!

Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.

(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men —


1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer.

Ray
 
FYI:

Beer contains female hormones!

Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! This is alarming & scary stuff!

Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.

(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men —


1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer.

Ray

Well I just had a couple - and not wishing to be too *****y and argumentative about this spurious research, it's made me hate the so-called scientists who conducted this test.:mad:

Firstly, they never asked me to take part, which upset me greatly - so much so, I'm quite tearful as I write.

Secondly, the upset caused me to binge on cream cakes and jam - lots of jam, hmmmmmmmmmm.....^&cool

I'l bet these overpaid, nit-picky, pseudo-scientists have rotten dress-sense anyway - so don't give a fig for their views - and will continue to enjoy the odd half-gallon or so - whether they like it or not - so there! (Stamps foot!).:tongue:

Indeed, I feel so mad - I'd probably go out for a drive to my favourite pub, for a snifter - if the car wasn't in for repairs!:redface2:

And what's wrong with sitting down - anyway - you can do a crossword puzzle better that way - and it is easier when wearing a frock, anyhow.

Scientific research - huh!! My Giddy Aunt.

Pass the salted peanuts. Hic! jb
 
I will have the maidens, give the rest a spray of Mortine.............:wink2:
 
Boy; "I love you so much, I could never live without you"

Girl: "Is that you, or the beer talking?"

Boy: "It's me - talking to the beer"

jb;)
 
Andy,

This is quite an interesting display. All of the figures used together create a Toy soldier scene not many would have thought of ! {bravo}}

Wayne
 

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