December London show roll call! (1 Viewer)

[Rob]

As we now are about six weeks to go until the show , I as your legally elected commanding officer do hereby order the Brit brigade to fall in at the parade ground or bar as we call it at 12.30 sharp with full kit consisting of:

Credit card
Booze money
Chat up lines for the lovely tattooed bar maid
Excuses for better half as to why you have doubled your show budget

All your membership fees as of course they expire on the day and can be paid direct to your commanding officer in cash or K&C vouchers. Fees depend on your drinking level membership, which are:

1.Just a wee Sherry for me I'm driving
2. I'm Henry the 8th I am I am!!
3. Three nuns walk into a bar....
4. Twas on the good ship Venus...
5. Pass me that bucket
6. For the love of god no more
7. Why is Clive waving my credit card around and laughing?!

I look forward to seeing my brave troops on parade and continuing the fine tradition now well established

Rob

 

[Peter Reuss]

As the Lords meet in the bar, the unfortunate lower classes will be laboring over tables, anxious to find buyers for their wares.

Please, sirs, have some sympathy on the poor laborers (especially those foreigners selling Beau Geste and Honour Bound!) and bring them a wee tipple to sustain them in their hour of need.

Please sir, can I have some more?

 

[Rob]

I'll send Sgt Simon over with a bottle of champers Pete, mustn't forget the dealers

Will you be there Pete?

Rob

 

[Peter Reuss]

That I will, mate! I don't want Shannon to always have the joy of flying across the pond, so I'll be there on a quest for some good ale.

 

[Rob]

Excellent news, will be good to meet you Pete!

Rob

 

[thebritfarmer]

As the Lords meet in the bar, the unfortunate lower classes will be laboring over tables, anxious to find buyers for their wares.

Please, sirs, have some sympathy on the poor laborers (especially those foreigners selling Beau Geste and Honour Bound!) and bring them a wee tipple to sustain them in their hour of need.

Please sir, can I have some more?

Pete I have a friend going to the show for the first time, her name is Mandy. I told her to look out for you. She is a dealer (won't be exhibiting at the show however) but for toy farms 1:32 Britains and Ertl. I think she is going to see what is available in the modelling sections so she can use it as a crossover to the model farm world.

 

[craig1985taylor]

I will be at the december show as usual! Most likely to be found with Patrick Adams at his British Toy Soldier stand, ill pop over & meet you guys if I get a chance never had time last year as we had to leave early!

Craig

 

[aujj65]

I'll send Sgt Simon over with a bottle of champers Pete, mustn't forget the dealers

Will you be there Pete?
Rob

That I will, mate! I don't want Shannon to always have the joy of flying across the pond, so I'll be there on a quest for some good ale.

Pete, this is good news, looking forward to meeting you.

Rob, put Pete down for the first round!

Jeff

 

[aujj65]

I will be at the december show as usual! Most likely to be found with Patrick Adams at his British Toy Soldier stand, ill pop over & meet you guys if I get a chance never had time last year as we had to leave early!

Craig

Craig, we have never formally met, but I always take photos of Patrick's stands so I must have at some time over the years.

Jeff

 

[Rob]

Craig, we have never formally met, but I always take photos of Patrick's stands so I must have at some time over the years.

Jeff

Yep hope to meet you too Craig, sounds like it's going to be a good one!

Rob

 

[UK_BOD]

Sir,

I Will be there.

Absolute killer chat-up line perfected.

Disguise to escape Clive's evil eye ongoing.

Wallet padded with additional buy now pay next decade credit cards.

List of must haves being prepared.

Bribe present for Wife already ordered online.

Big bag for choo-choo emptied and ready.

Yours obediently,

Andy

 

[craig1985taylor]

Craig, we have never formally met, but I always take photos of Patrick's stands so I must have at some time over the years.

Jeff

Yes probably Jeff, if im not looking around the stalls ill usually be with Patrick, me & my dad first meet Patrick about 10 years ago & he kinda took me under his wing lol, Dad & me only usually come to the december show though as we go to the Wbritains event together the night before.

Craig

 

[Rob]

You'll go a long way in this army soldier!

Rob

Sir,

I Will be there.

Absolute killer chat-up line perfected.

Disguise to escape Clive's evil eye ongoing.

Wallet padded with additional buy now pay next decade credit cards.

List of must haves being prepared.

Bribe present for Wife already ordered online.

Big bag for choo-choo emptied and ready.

Yours obediently,

Andy

 

[Wraith]

Sir,

I Will be there.

Absolute killer chat-up line perfected.
Disguise to escape Clive's evil eye ongoing.

Wallet padded with additional buy now pay next decade credit cards.

List of must haves being prepared.

Bribe present for Wife already ordered online.

Big bag for choo-choo emptied and ready.

Yours obediently,

Andy

"No luv, that's not a BR-52 in my pocket"

You'll have to think of another one mate. Tried the same thing with a V2 gag last time. Nothing. All I got was a random collection of 11 numbers on a scrap of paper. I mean, what did she want me to do with that? Get a lottery ticket or something?

 

[Rob]

"No luv, that's not a BR-52 in my pocket"

You'll have to think of another one mate. Tried the same thing with a V2 gag last time. Nothing. All I got was a random collection of 11 numbers on a scrap of paper. I mean, what did she want me to do with that? Get a lottery ticket or something?

That wasn't her price was it mate?!

Rob

 

[UK_BOD]

I've heard the BR-52 is only 30 inches......... How could she get confused?

I can't see how you guys are going to win, how could you compete with a 40 year old, married toy soldier collector with a Tiger fetish. What self-respecting 20 year old nubile goddess could resist that.

I ask you.....

Andy

 

[Wraith]

I give this thread about 25 minutes before we see an aisle 13 clean up

 

[Rob]

I've heard the BR-52 is only 30 inches......... How could she get confused?

I can't see how you guys are going to win, how could you compete with a 40 year old, married toy soldier collector with a Tiger fetish. What self-respecting 20 year old nubile goddess could resist that.

I ask you.....

Andy

I thought I'd ask her to come to my room as I need help with my trouser press

Rob

 

[Mitch]

You guys sound as if you have a ball
Mitch

 

[Rob]

I give this thread about 25 minutes before we see an aisle 13 clean up

Hey mate, any modern stuff at the show for you this time?

Rob