Man oh man, do I have a really great idea. We get the FDA (US Food and Drug Administration in the US) to determine that "monthly release anxiety disorder" or MRAD (menses solvo sollicitudo incompositus in Latin) is a validly existing medical condition treatable by certain proven prescription medication. It just so happens that that the certain proven prescription medication can be provided only by K&C, John Jenkins, HB, or any other miniature toy figure/vehicle manufacturer recognized by the National Monthly Release Anxiety Disorder" Association (NMRADA). Guess who the membership of NMRADA is...just guess...yup, it's us, members of the forum.
So whenever you have an overwhelming urge to have toy soldier miniatures, as a result of your now known medical condition, you just go to your family Doctor, the Doctor recognizes the symptoms and writes a prescription. You then go to your local miniature toy figure/vehicle dealer to have them fill the prescription. Health insurance or Medicare/Medicaid would cover the cost of the prescription over $14 (the amount of my current Blue Cross/Blue Shield health insurance co-pay). And if you are a disabled veteran (several others and me on the forum are), the VA covers the cost at 100%.
So at the beginning of each month, I get a sudden attack of MRAD. I go to the Doctor and he prescribes a couple of K&C new releases and a few John Jenkins sets and a new HB tank. All paid for by insurance.
What a deal….what’s that you say, “wake the fu&k up.” OK so I am dreaming, but what a great dream eha.