How to cheer up a tube journey! (1 Viewer)

And I always get the one where I am stood up, wedged tightly in, with someone's briefcase stuck behind my knees, facing some unshaven geezer with last night's spinach on his teeth and garlic on his breath, who insists on coughing and spluttering at me - until the same stop as me - when he gets off in front of me!!

Then, when you eventually get off the darn thing - and are looking around for signs to the next horrific part of your journey, you get mown down by the stampeding horde of punters rushing for the one coming in on the adjacent platform! I swear that if you hit the deck - you would never get up again!

London? who needs it! Stick it where the sun don't shine - sunshine!

Let the tourists have it - I have found the best place for me - as my troops will readily testify. My little slice of heaven in the sun - interrupted occasionally by the odd three hour lunch break (followed by a shortish siesta!), surrounded by my little metal chums! johnnybach
 
Hello again Jonny, I didn't realise we'd met. I was the bloke with the spinach !^&grin^&grin
 
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