My mum warned me never listen to strange men
One day i was in the park and a man came up and said
' Would you like to come for a ride in my LRDG Chevy'
And i was going to go but just then Charley said
' Meeeoow,owww,eeeowew,owww'
Charley says i should never trust men who try to deflect you from your collecting strategy and want you to run up your credit card'
Then the man went away.
So boys and girls if a Scottish man approaches you and tells you to buy this Jeep,always always run away.
(Apologies for all you who have no idea what i'm on about.Charley was a cartoon cat in the 70's that starred in warning ads for kids.)