I will NEVER again claim... (1 Viewer)

[trooper]

Rob, we all know your "sequin addiction" is a cover for your dribbling admiration for that gurning fool Bruce Forsyth. You have been observed practicing the convoluted posturing that is the idiot's signature. Repent man, give it up and return to your attempts to drain the world of G&T, you know it makes sense. Trooper

 

[Rob]

Rob, we all know your "sequin addiction" is a cover for your dribbling admiration for that gurning fool Bruce Forsyth. You have been observed practicing the convoluted posturing that is the idiot's signature. Repent man, give it up and return to your attempts to drain the world of G&T, you know it makes sense. Trooper

Fair enough Alan! You do make a good point about Bruce, but I won't hear a word against Ola!:wink2:

The trouble with my G&T campaign is I cannot get lottery funding for it and you know what it's like
trying to get a drink out of our lot in the bar, maybe if I tell her how nice her tattoo is the barmaid
Will give me one. :wink2:

Rob

 

[trooper]

I think you would get better odds on UK Reb turning up in a Royal Stewart tartan tutu than on the barmaid giving you one.Trooper

 

[Rob]

I think you will find Bob has changed his name to Darcy McC Reb actually.:wink2:

Rob