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The Phillies look like they are back on track after their rough start.Looking forward to Sunday's game against the Phillies, it's supposed to be Wheeler starting against Skenes.
Prost!
Brad
The Phillies look like they are back on track after their rough start.Looking forward to Sunday's game against the Phillies, it's supposed to be Wheeler starting against Skenes.
Prost!
Brad
Phillies had a great series against the Pirates.
Mark
Not a Yankees fan nor am I a fan of their history but it is great to see Don Mattingly succeed with the Phillies.Phillies had a great series against the Pirates.
Mark
I feel the same way about the Giants. I am still watching their games and reading their box scores.I don't see my Phillies making it this year but they have been my team since 1964 and I will stick with them. The sad thing about them is on paper they seem to have the talent but they are just not putting it all together.
Mark
Give 'em time under Mattingly, Marc. They need to get their offense going, and the bullpen, too.I don't see my Phillies making it this year but they have been my team since 1964 and I will stick with them. The sad thing about them is on paper they seem to have the talent but they are just not putting it all together.
Marke
Gooney goo goo!The Phil’s Christopher Sanchez’s numbers in May are insane.
39 scoreless innings with 45 strikeouts and only 3 walks.
I know MLB gets hung up on stats but that is beyond impressive.
Once again, the Babylon Bee nails it...........
U.S. — To improve efficiency with their time management, sports journalists covering Major League Baseball announced that they would now only report on any free agents the Los Angeles Dodgers do not sign to their team.
A new industry mandate from ESPN, Sports Illustrated, and other major publications encouraged their sports writers to stop reporting on players signed by the Dodgers because the team, with its enormous budget, was signing pretty much everyone and consuming everyone's time as they attempted to keep up with the news.
"It'll save us a ton of time," said sports columnist Mike Shaman. "We can't keep up with all the roster changes the Dodgers are making. They are signing and acquiring so many players, they've already spent more than the entire national debt. Every time we finish reporting a story about them signing one player, we find out they've signed another one."
Journalists were expected to report on other teams as normal because the number of players they were signing paled in comparison to the Dodgers, who sign so many players that if each one were written about in detail, not even the world itself could contain the books that would be written.
"It would actually be dangerous if everyone knew about every player signing the Dodgers made," Shaman explained. "Not only would reporters not have time for anything else, but the economy would collapse from everyone having to take the time to keep up with the news. It would be anarchy."
At publishing time, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred had gone ahead and preemptively called the 2026 World Series for the Dodgers to save time.
The Phillies need outfield help and the pitching staff needs starting and bullpen help, they are thin. Not many prospects in the minor leagues.Give 'em time under Mattingly, Marc. They need to get their offense going, and the bullpen, too.
Prost!
Brad
