My Time at the Westcoaster 2014 (1 Viewer)

MCKENNA77

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Friday, March 7, 2014
So I had planned to check out of work early and head to the show around noon. Due to this, I got to work early on Friday around 5am to pound out as much crap as possible. By 6am it was as if someone had dropped a hand grenade on all my projects.(insert expletive here ending in “ing”) great. Looks like my plans are going to have to be altered. You know when you get pissed off and you can feel your blood pressure spiking. Yeah, it was on that sort of level. Didn’t get out of work till 6pm and headed straight to the boxing gym to keep my sanity. Put in four rounds of sparring with some poor sap who didn’t realize that he was getting into the ring with a disgruntled hobbyist. This was followed by 25 minutes on the jump rope to make sure I don’t think about work on the weekend. Left the gym with some heal pain in my left leg but didn’t think anything of it. By the time I got home I was considering not going to Orange County at all. KGB altered that as she wasn’t going to miss out on some clothes shopping adventure. We booked the hotel at 9pm that night via Expedia and decided to get up early to hit the road. Good travel tip, the Wyndham hotel is a brief walk from the Marriott and usually runs about $50 less a night on the rate. But if you take a car anywhere near the John Wayne Airport, which the show resides next to, expect to pay $15 a day in parking which is bullcrap.

Saturday March 8, 2014

We were up by 5am and on the road in KGB’s Prius by 6am. That vehicle is nothing but a roller skate with a lawn mower engine. Yet it only costs $35 to fill the tank. So the car is pretty much a parity of life in that there is good and bad. Yeah just keep the Magilla Gorilla and Bob Parr( The Incredibles) jokes to yourself.

The journey was roughly 400 miles and it took the route of the dreaded Interstate 5. So you are aware, that part of California is referred to as the Central Valley and is the main agriculture area of the state. Numerous orange and almond trees made up the scenery. The almond trees were in bloom as it is now becoming spring here. If you’ve ever spent time in the Central Valley you know that no one says almond. Any farmer uses the term amond instead. I was never sure of this goofy dialect custom so a while back I asked a random farmer about it. He told me that’s because they shake the L out of them. Just in case you didn’t gain enough useless information by reading this, the honey collected by the bees pollinating the almond tree fields is too bitter to sell. Maybe that fact can win you some Samsonite luggage someday. Don’t say I never did anything for you. Along the drive I did see a female mountain lion with her cub very near the fence line of I-5 by Coalinga. I knew there were mountain lions in that area but have never seen one outside of living in Colorado. I thought it could be a strange omen of things to come. I could not have been more correct. By the way, I am talking about the animal and not some random “cougar” by the side of the highway. I know you overseas guys probably think that’s like every mile here in California but trust me it’s not really like that.

We got checked into the hotel around 1pm and I was quickly walking over to the show. Well that heal pain that I was talking about earlier decides to rear its head at me and I started to wonder why suddenly I have a whole other heart beat in my shoe. I discovered, much to my chagrin, that I pulled a Homer and pushed it too much at the gym. My body picks the best times to break down. Thus I had to invoke the March or Die principal in order to make it to the show. (insert expletive here ending in “ing”) great.

So this particular Westcoaster was maybe my 6th or 7th Westcoaster event. It was by far the strangest and most entertaining show to date. So the show itself is on Sunday but I believe they start room trading on Thursday. Be careful with that term room trading as no one is actually trading anything. That just means whatever dealer is selling their wares inside their hotel room. I’ve always found it a bit strange and somewhat evasive but the thing it is the most is disorientating. You’ll walk into a room and instantly be enthralled by what is being sold. By the time you walk out of the room you have no idea where you are or what direction you just came from. I must have wandered in the main hallway like a lost puppy for at least an hour.

The room trading takes place on floors 7 and 8. It was good to see a whole variety of dealers there. Additionally, there was UK representation in both Frontline and Sarum Soldiers. I found this to be awesome as the more the merrier. Besides bumping into Steve Weston at previous shows I had never personally seen UK companies at the Westcoaster. King and Country had some excellent diorama pieces there as usual. I really shouldn’t use that term usual because their dio’s are just outstanding. The WWII German hospital diorama was off the chain. Andy must keep Godon locked up there in Hong Kong all year long. I can’t imagine how long it took to complete the airfield diorama they were showing. Another benefit of the Westcoaster is that they have a fair amount of glossy toy soldier dealers. Edmunds Toy Soldiers as well as Hocker had some really good pieces to show. The best “new thing” category goes to this dude named Rick Dobbins. He was selling museum quality diorama boards and man were they freaking cool. They were circle shaped boards, roughly 24 inches in diameter and they were casted in resin. The best part though was that the boards rested on a kitchen accessory called a lazy susan. I had never seen this technique used before but I thought it was creative as all get out. I have seen a whole pile of different diorama boards in my toy soldier career and have in fact made my own before but Dobbins boards were out of this world man.
Due to: limited collection space, limited funds, etc, I am now very picky with what I purchase. I’m sure the majority of collectors have this identical issue. So of course you have to check out everything before you buy anything. That should be the first rule of any collector at a show. So I ended up settling on two Frontline sets that were FFL. Real shocking news there folks. Additionally, I managed to pick up a Aeroart feudal japan warrior. One of which I didn’t even know they made by the way.














 
Part 2

So what do you do after limping around for a few hours buying toy soldiers. Yeah, you go to the lobby bar of course. That way you can get a few beers in before Andy’s K&C talk hosted by Sierra Toy Soldier that occurs every show at 6:30pm. This is where things started to get weird, which was great. The Westcoaster was not the only event going on at the hotel. There is always some sort of firefighter convention that occurs at the hotel at the same time. This has been happening since I’ve gone to the Westcoaster. I’m not sure what firefighters actually convene about. Maybe they sit around and talk about how much hose they can all pull around. At any case, I’m sure its mostly an excuse for them to get together and drink. That’s something anyone can agree with. Well by this time in the day they were starting to get ramped up. When I turned my head around from the bar I spotted three strippers coming into the hotel with a pack of firemen. How did I know they were strippers you might ask. It’s easy, the one dollar bills in my wallet started to vibrate. I found it funny how someone can look so out of place. Like a seagull in a wheat field. I laughed it off and headed up to the second floor for Andy’s state of the union speech on K&C.

When the elevator door opened on the 2nd floor there was an entire brigade of teenage girls doing some clog dancing routine right by the elevator. I thought to myself that it must be Michael Flately’s birthday or something. This was the sort of random thing you couldn’t make up if you tried. This hotel is great. I hadn’t seen this much random activity and excitement since riding the Greyhound Bus. Mind you there was some American lady when I got on the elevator who asked me to push Floor 1 on the elevator. I informed her that she was on Floor 1(Lobby) and the whole elevator crowd enjoyed a good laugh. Someone’s elevator doesn’t go to the top floor. Don’t worry, I’m sure Jeopardy will be calling your cell phone tomorrow.

On to the show this is it. Kgb and myself settled into what Mike from Sierra referred to as premium seats aka the front row. I think this event was my 5th Westcoaster Andy talk. I’ve seen Andy speak maybe around a dozen times in various locations around the globe. To me, Andy is a very laid back speaker with a jovial tone. Most of his talks put off a great vibe that remind me of talking to Santa as a kid. Come on, who doesn’t like Santa? This particular event though was not that way. There are basically two kinds of questions that go with these sort of talks. One is about the inner workings of K&C, a sort of wonderment of internal K&C engineering. The other question, put bluntly, is when are you going to produce what I want.

Andy started with a short speech regarding how much he loved brick and mortar toy soldier shops and toy soldier shows. He thought said things were vital to the hobby. Then the questions started. Some dude one row behind me starts in with a “how much I love you bro” monologue that could have made Voldemort feel awkward. He then started asking about certain American Civil War figures he would like to see produced. Andy tried to tell him the truth in basically stating that the subject matter was covered by many manufactures and K&C didn’t really have a foothold in the line. In short, hey dude we’re going to invest money elsewhere. Throughout the event this dude keeps it up with his questions. It becomes very obvious that his bar tab at the lobby must have been scorching. Me and Kgb start to make a game of the debacle and gesture drunk faces at each other every time he talks. Just some life advice to everyone out there. Any time you’re hammered and you start the sentence with “seriously” or “but seriously” you’ve already lost. Of course we’re taking you seriously. I lean over and ask Kgb if they’ve ever kicked anyone out of here before. She laughs out loud and Andy looks over at us with body language that reads can anyone else ask a question. I ask a question in jest regarding how ever could K&C let Howard sell their product. For whatever reason Andy thinks I’m serious and provides a serious response. Thus, making my joke fall flat and leaving me feeling like a total schmuck. Well there goes lighting up the room. What are we going to do next? Maybe we can argue about who invented Pavlova.

Me and Kgb finished the night by linking up with my mom and brother who were both in San Diego. Considering I hadn’t seen either of them since I rotated back from NZ it was good to spend time with family.

All in all it was a awesome day. I hope the next show is just as strange.
Keep it silly
MCKENNA
 
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Great account, Chris!:smile2: I wish I could have been there, I love clog dancing!{sm4}
 
Chris, you write the greatest accounts. Never in a zillion years could I do anything this good. By the way, did you move back?

Brad
 
Brilliant mate and very funny wish i had been in that elevator classic...................^&grin^&grin
 
About the firefighters . . . This was the annual memorial of for the Orange County Emerald Society; set to coincide with St Patrick's Day as befitting for an organization of Celtic background. There were three pipe bands and a bunch of Celtic dancers. The latter were teenagers as young as twelve, so it's rather pitiful that your wallet vibrated. There were no strippers. There was a memorial for a fallen comrade lost while on duty. As at most Celtic events, including wakes and memorials, there was a lot of drinking and carousing. These guys see more tragedy in a year than many of us have or ever will ever see. They have a macabre sense of humor which they need to get through a day's job and when they party, they party hard. My son was at the recovery mode of the WTC and is at 3 to 4 major woodland fires a year where tragedy occurs daily. While not with the wildland team or the urban search and rescue . . . for which he trains frequently on his own time . . . he's a battalion chief at one of the 8 largest cities in the USA. As a one-time paramedic he's seen some pretty grisly sights, things he did not share with his parents. He has been injured in the line of duty twice and has had some pretty hairy experiences.

So I ask that in the future you think twice before making fun of something you know nothing about.

End of sermon . . . please take the collection!

Bosun Al
 
Chris, Interesting read to say the least. Thanks for posting and sharing with us ! :salute::
 
So I ask that in the future you think twice before making fun of something you know nothing about.


Bosun Al

yawn....I prefer the McKenna's telling....think highly enough of yourself or your whatevers?
 
Chris,
Great review of your trip.

Prius, Samsonite, “cougars” by the highway, March or Die principal, vibrating one dollar bills, lazy susans and who invented Pavlova to name a few highlights.

Clearly you need to go to Chinese restaurants more to keep up with the lazy susan trend. However using them as a dio base is a good idea. Have seen it in a smaller scale with small rotating bases for figure kits.

I bet you would not have minded the Civil War questions if the Foreign Legion had been involved in that war.

Regarding who invented Pavlova I hope the Kiwis have not brainwashed you too much.

Thanks for the fun read and if your current career takes a dive you should consider travel writing {sm4}

Brett
 
Part 2

So what do you do after limping around for a few hours buying toy soldiers. Yeah, you go to the lobby bar of course. That way you can get a few beers in before Andy’s K&C talk hosted by Sierra Toy Soldier that occurs every show at 6:30pm. This is where things started to get weird, which was great. The Westcoaster was not the only event going on at the hotel. There is always some sort of firefighter convention that occurs at the hotel at the same time. This has been happening since I’ve gone to the Westcoaster. I’m not sure what firefighters actually convene about. Maybe they sit around and talk about how much hose they can all pull around. At any case, I’m sure its mostly an excuse for them to get together and drink. That’s something anyone can agree with. Well by this time in the day they were starting to get ramped up. When I turned my head around from the bar I spotted three strippers coming into the hotel with a pack of firemen. How did I know they were strippers you might ask. It’s easy, the one dollar bills in my wallet started to vibrate. I found it funny how someone can look so out of place. Like a seagull in a wheat field. I laughed it off and headed up to the second floor for Andy’s state of the union speech on K&C.

When the elevator door opened on the 2nd floor there was an entire brigade of teenage girls doing some clog dancing routine right by the elevator. I thought to myself that it must be Michael Flately’s birthday or something. This was the sort of random thing you couldn’t make up if you tried. This hotel is great. I hadn’t seen this much random activity and excitement since riding the Greyhound Bus. Mind you there was some American lady when I got on the elevator who asked me to push Floor 1 on the elevator. I informed her that she was on Floor 1(Lobby) and the whole elevator crowd enjoyed a good laugh. Someone’s elevator doesn’t go to the top floor. Don’t worry, I’m sure Jeopardy will be calling your cell phone tomorrow.

On to the show this is it. Kgb and myself settled into what Mike from Sierra referred to as premium seats aka the front row. I think this event was my 5th Westcoaster Andy talk. I’ve seen Andy speak maybe around a dozen times in various locations around the globe. To me, Andy is a very laid back speaker with a jovial tone. Most of his talks put off a great vibe that remind me of talking to Santa as a kid. Come on, who doesn’t like Santa? This particular event though was not that way. There are basically two kinds of questions that go with these sort of talks. One is about the inner workings of K&C, a sort of wonderment of internal K&C engineering. The other question, put bluntly, is when are you going to produce what I want.

Andy started with a short speech regarding how much he loved brick and mortar toy soldier shops and toy soldier shows. He thought said things were vital to the hobby. Then the questions started. Some dude one row behind me starts in with a “how much I love you bro” monologue that could have made Voldemort feel awkward. He then started asking about certain American Civil War figures he would like to see produced. Andy tried to tell him the truth in basically stating that the subject matter was covered by many manufactures and K&C didn’t really have a foothold in the line. In short, hey dude we’re going to invest money elsewhere. Throughout the event this dude keeps it up with his questions. It becomes very obvious that his bar tab at the lobby must have been scorching. Me and Kgb start to make a game of the debacle and gesture drunk faces at each other every time he talks. Just some life advice to everyone out there. Any time you’re hammered and you start the sentence with “seriously” or “but seriously” you’ve already lost. Of course we’re taking you seriously. I lean over and ask Kgb if they’ve ever kicked anyone out of here before. She laughs out loud and Andy looks over at us with body language that reads can anyone else ask a question. I ask a question in jest regarding how ever could K&C let Howard sell their product. For whatever reason Andy thinks I’m serious and provides a serious response. Thus, making my joke fall flat and leaving me feeling like a total schmuck. Well there goes lighting up the room. What are we going to do next? Maybe we can argue about who invented Pavlova.

Me and Kgb finished the night by linking up with my mom and brother who were both in San Diego. Considering I hadn’t seen either of them since I rotated back from NZ it was good to spend time with family.

All in all it was a awesome day. I hope the next show is just as strange.
Keep it silly
MCKENNA

I can concur Chris stories as he and I shared a few texts back and forth Sat. nite and some of the strange goings on, it's one thing to miss a show but this one was more like Tom Hanks in Bachleor Party:)...Sammy
 
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Thanks for the kind words dudes.

Brad - yes I rotated back stateside last September. Just in time to nearly get a full NFL season in.

Brett - good to hear from you dude. I hope you and Gerilou are doing well in Brizzy. If you end up make it stateside sometime let me know dude. I can show you the real America, lol


Keep it silly
 
Superb report Chris, sounds like a hoot mate. Thanks for posting and hope all is good with you.
Best
Rob
 

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