That one brought back a few memories!
One of the most amusing things I ever saw - was an FMT3 ( Accident report form). A handwritten document - explaining the what and why of an accident involving an Army and other vehicle.
Let me explain. I was once stationed at a vehicle repair depot near Cardiff - and not far from RAF Saint Athan, (South Wales), sometime in the sixties. There was to be an Air Display at St. Athan - and one of the static displays was to be a Vampire Jet ( Not sure of which version - but think it was a MarkIII). One of these 'planes was being transported by road, along with outriders - but was delayed by a series of Roadworks. As it was getting dark, it was decided that the vehicle and load was too wide to continue safely on its way from Cardiff to St. Athan ( around 25 miles down a narrow road) - and so it would be better to leave it on the "Square" of this little Army depot oon the outskirts of Cardiff for the night - and continue on the last lap the following day. The low-loader was required elsewhere next day - so the Jet was off-loaded and temporarily left on the Camp Square.
Alas - no-one thought to leave a lamp or two - as the square was unlit!! - which had serious consequences - for the jet!
After the usual vehicle numbers, the Driver's Statement FMT3 read something along these lines.
"I was proceding across the square at "Camp X" when I was in collision with an unocupied, stationary Mark III Vampire jet, that the driver had parked on the square with no parking lights on! I collided with the front right side of the vehicle because I didn't see it due to its camoflauge paintwork until too late. There was paintwork damage to my vehicle."{eek3}
A later inspection showed that he Jet aircraft was severely damaged - as the air-frame had been twisted - and was BLR'd ( beyond local repair) - and remained as a static display right where it was for several years afterwards - as it was deemed un-economic to repair. We used to let the local kids play on it for quite a while afterwards.
As to the vehicle that hit it - Just a scrape or two of paint off the "Champ" ( a Rolls-Royce engined precursor to the Land-Rover. As to the driver............. he was believed and a reprimand went to the people who off-laded the jet - and left it in an unlit position with no lights.
I believe to this day, that there was a little tear stain on the driver's statement - though it could have come from some later reader!
johnnybach