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[Tony Neville]

Ron

Sorry time up! ddddddddooooh sorry mate

Tony

 

[OldDragon]

Ron

Sorry time up! ddddddddooooh sorry mate

Tony

Tony

He didn't even get a chance to see your offer.

Common be a sport ... give Ron a better chance, better yet a couple more hours.

Say ... the Concorde doesnt fly anymore, does it .

OldDragon

 

[Rob]

Look,its unrealistic to expect Ron to make it over here quick for trolley dash.Why don't i just step up and do the dash for him?.I will then simply post him everything i grab.Now i know what your all thinking....but i really don't mind doing it for Rons sake.

Rob

 

[OldDragon]

Oh Rob

We wouldn't want you to hurt yourself again. So I volunteer to hurt myself for Ron's sake ... and yours.

OldDragon

 

[Rob]

Your TOO kind mate

Grab something for me then!!

Rob

 

[Capitolron]

Tony

TORTURE - You know we have laws about that .... well alright not in Cuba at our Club Med for our Insurgent friends - but, still...........

I see you only made this offer after the Concord isnt flying...

Well - TIME FOR OPERATION LIBERATION

 

[Rob]

I imagine that warehouse is like the Tower of London,they pull up the drawbridge at night.And you can hear Ghostly screams from amongst the boxes of lost souls who tried to break in and pinch Rommels Grief.And the Guard is a big man who patrols the corridors with a huge guard dog and a Mars Bar!.

Rob

 

[Tony Neville]

Rob

Sorry mate you would never get your wheel chair around the corners with a trolly connected to the front.

Tony

PS Ron never had a chance as i posted the post at the sametime i set the goal............all tounge in cheek.

STOP PRESS

Ron Pete has just been on the phone to me if you can get to Treefrog in the next WEEK he said he will let you do the dash around the Treefrog warehouse.

Boy what a guy Pete is.

 

[Tony Neville]

I imagine that warehouse is like the Tower of London,they pull up the drawbridge at night.And you can hear Ghostly screams from amongst the boxes of lost souls who tried to break in and pinch Rommels Grief.And the Guard is a big man who patrols the corridors with a huge guard dog and a Mars Bar!.

Rob

Rob

With my Cousin being head of security of the Tower of London i have been in that place at Close....................bbbbbbboy not normally a scardy cat, but excuse me but i ' TAHS me pants!' went all over the place with torches and very limited light.

Here at K&C UK we just let Sue roam the warehouse with my dog Mac. Nobody messes with Magistrate Sue.

Tony

 

[Rob]

Rob

Sorry mate you would never get your wheel chair around the corners with a trolly connected to the front.

Tony

PS Ron never had a chance as i posted the post at the sametime i set the goal............all tounge in cheek.

STOP PRESS

Ron Pete has just been on the phone to me if you can get to Treefrog in the next WEEK he said he will let you do the dash around the Treefrog warehouse.

Boy what a guy Pete is.

Rob

 

[OldDragon]

To all fellow members

a while ago members of this forum were planning to stage a D-Day style raid on a french establishment .

now other members of same forum are considering an operation sealion on a far fatter target ... on a UK based establishment.

undercover uk based members most welcomed ... their reward, double share

should you choose to accept this mission, pls pm undersigned.

OldDragon

 

[Rob]

Now do i join the raid and claim my share OR tip Tony off about impending crime and hope he'll give me a trolley dash as a reward.?

Ah but as Tony knows i'm virtually disabled he'll realise that my trolley dash won't cost him much!!

I'M IN!!!!

Rob

 

[Tony Neville]

To all fellow members

a while ago members of this forum were planning to stage a D-Day style raid on a french establishment .

now other members of same forum are considering an operation sealion on a far fatter target ... on a UK based establishment.

undercover uk based members most welcomed ... their reward, double share

should you choose to accept this mission, pls pm undersigned.

OldDragon

Oi Old dragon you calling me FAT!!!! whats with the fatter target!!! oooooooooh my warehouse.

All operation French assault team with draw with draw they are counter attacking our base with drawl with drawl............ You can take away my K&Cbut you will NNNNNNNNNnnnnnneeeeevvveverr have my freedom!!!

Tony

 

[Rob]

Yeah security at the warehouse will be too tight.Heres what we do,lay siege to K&C UK until they are running out of food and then get Marshall Ron to bring up all the Hershey bars he brought with him.We will stand outside eating them and Tony will have to surrender and allow us into the building.

Criminal genius the wife says.

Rob

 

[Tony Neville]

Rob


aarrgggh but we have a kitchen, and with my recent trip to NYC i still have a few Dudds left. And also trust me the Spennymoor locals are very very hostile and i will just tell them there is a loud proud Yank and a southern softy outside and they will set the wippets after you.

Your a criminal genius. I am just a logistics expert (cannot bloody spell though doh)

So you can see covered inside and out. You will be looking at needing a team like out of Mission impossible but you will never get into the black Lycra until you have met your wifes target Rob.

Tony

 

[Capitolron]

We will CATAPULT - Milk Duds (only a few) to bait him outside...

THEN - SLASH .... CHOP..... SWISH....

Oh look at those French Dragons de l'Imperatice come to the rescue of my new French Heavy Calvary ... on word boys ... on word....

VIVE NAPOLEON !



You knew that was coming.......

 

[Rob]

Rob


aarrgggh but we have a kitchen, and with my recent trip to NYC i still have a few Dudds left. And also trust me the Spennymoor locals are very very hostile and i will just tell them there is a loud proud Yank and a southern softy outside and they will set the wippets after you.

Your a criminal genius. I am just a logistics expert (cannot bloody spell though doh)

So you can see covered inside and out. You will be looking at needing a team like out of Mission impossible but you will never get into the black Lycra until you have met your wifes target Rob.

Tony

Me in Lycra,thats not a sight you want to see before dinner!

Rob

 

[OldDragon]

Me in Lycra,thats not a sight you want to see before dinner!

Rob

Oh good ... we'll just march you up to the front door ... and Tony will surrender at the sight. Nice and neat no voilence needed.

OldDragon

 

[Rob]

He has only got to throw open the door show me all the stock and i will stand there opened mouthed(probably drooling!) forgetting all thoughts of the raid.

Rob

 

[Louis Badolato]

He has only got to throw open the door show me all the stock and i will stand there opened mouthed(probably drooling!) forgetting all thoughts of the raid.

Rob

In the immortal words of Monty Python:

Sir Galahad: You're ***!

Sir Lancelot: No I'm not.