REVISED TACTICS ON ARRIVING HOME
1. Bust down the front door
2. Reach into the fridge and pop open 1 of the 2 beers that My Precious Little Lotus Blossom always ensures are well-chilled and ready for me when I bust down the front door..!!
3. Hand over the duty-free, perfume, cosmetics, etc. that I've been instructed to acquire for her
4. Hand over the SOHK/IC items I've been instructed to acquire for her
5. Send Missus H out to the shop to purchase case of beer and box of popcorn
6. While she's out of the house, strategically arrange my new TS purchases in amongst all the rest of my stuff
7. Find earmuffs for tactical deployment when she gets back from shop and instantly finds my strategically arranged new TS purchases in amongst all the rest of my stuff
8. When the storm blows over, ask her nicely to put the contents of the newly obtained case of beer into the fridge
9. Pop open the 2nd of the 2 beers that My Precious Little Lotus Blossom always ensures are well-chilled and ready for me when I bust down the front door..!!
10. Send her back out again to earn some housekeeping money by cheating all her friends while playing Mah Jong
11. Settle down on the sofa - watch TOJW - again.
Cheers

H