Rob you Forgot to Add to Poll....... (1 Viewer)

[johngambale]

FJ's Desert Paras----Italian Blackshirts/Bersaglieri Infantry---------------M-13/40 Tank-----AS42-Recce Desert Car-------British OLC Troop Transport Truck----------Canadian-CWT-15 Utility/Cargo Truck-----AUSTRALIAN INFANTRY----German DAK Infantry---French Infantry---Priest-M-7------OPEL Maultier -(Halftrack)-Cargo Truck-------Krupp Protze-----Sdkfz-232-8-Wheel Armoured car-------Hanomag-Sdkfz-251/1--- -British Marmon Herrington MKI/II Arm. Car--AED MKI 'DAIMLER " Armored Car-------------Pak 40-------Nebelwerfer(Rocket) Artillery---15CM-150mm sFH8-(HEAVY) Field Howitzer Gun-------2CM-20mm QUAD Flakerving Gun----------------------------6 Pounder Gun---Bren Gun Carrier! MORTAR Teams and MG Teams,for ALL!--- I gotta Catch my Breath...! CIAO!

 

[Rob]

FJ's Desert Paras----Italian Blackshirts/Bersaglieri Infantry---------------M-13/40 Tank-----AS42-Recce Desert Car-------British OLC Troop Transport Truck----------Canadian-CWT-15 Utility/Cargo Truck-----AUSTRALIAN INFANTRY----German DAK Infantry---French Infantry---Priest-M-7------OPEL Maultier -(Halftrack)-Cargo Truck-------Krupp Protze-----Sdkfz-232-8-Wheel Armoured car-------Hanomag-Sdkfz-251/1--- -British Marmon Herrington MKI/II Arm. Car--AED MKI 'DAIMLER " Armored Car-------------Pak 40-------Nebelwerfer(Rocket) Artillery---15CM-150mm sFH8-(HEAVY) Field Howitzer Gun-------2CM-20mm QUAD Flakerving Gun----------------------------6 Pounder Gun---Bren Gun Carrier! MORTAR Teams and MG Teams,for ALL!--- I gotta Catch my Breath...! CIAO!

JOHN YOU FORGOT YOU CAN ONLY HAVE TWENTY BL***Y CHOICES!! AND I DID IT FOR YOU AS A FAVOUR!!! CIAO

 

[johngambale]

THANKS ROB! OH, I FORGOT THE 2-Camels that went for a Stroll,in the Desert, one Camel said to the other, " How come I'm Carrying a Lot of Weight, the other Camel says "Get Rid of the Two-Humps that has been Riding on your Back"

 

[theBaron]

JOHN YOU FORGOT YOU CAN ONLY HAVE TWENTY BL***Y CHOICES!! AND I DID IT FOR YOU AS A FAVOUR!!! CIAO

Well put.

 

[jazzeum]

Let no good deed go unpunished.

 

[Alexdakar]

Rob while your at it don't forget these just in case.

PAK40-TeamDAK--15CM-150MM-sFH18(Heavy) Field Howitzer Gun?(SHIRTLESS )Crew? --- 6-POUNDER Gun(AUSSIE'S Crew --- a NEW 25Pounder Gun (Aussie's) SHIRLLESS Crew? PAK 40 Team,and Marder I/II/III and a Winter and Summer WESPE 15CM-150MM-sFH18(HEAVY) Field Howitzer Gun and Crew---NEBELWERFER (Rocket )ArtileryGun and Crew------------PAK40-Anti Gun Team& Crew----------2CM---20MM QUAD Flakerving Gun & Crew(GROUND) Preferable?------------ALLIED:---BOFORS-40mm ANTI-Tank Gun and Crew----6-Pounder Gun Team and Crew-------AUSSIE's-25 Pounder Gun and Crew?--------------U.S.--D-DAY-U.S.-105MM (LIGHT) Field Howitzer Gun and Crew----- ---U.S.-57MM Anti-Tank Gun and Crew------------------------------------D-DAY--WEASEL-M-29/59?---------D-DAY-BRITISH-LVT-4A1-BUFFALO w/75MM Gun Turret--------NEW U.S.-2 1/2 (Deuce-N-Half) Ton Truck Transport, with OLD DDO7-Canopy Removeable!----------D-DAY-BRITISH-Bedford QLD-----D-DAY -CANADIAN CWT-15-Cargo Truck/Utility-----D-DAY-BRITISH--JEEP-Radio-Command KRUPP PROTZE-- DAK-WEHRMACHT---------OPEL MAULTIER--DAK-WEHRMACHT---------MARDER I/II/III--DAK-WEHRMACHT--------------------------WESPE--DAK-WEHRMACHT-----------PUMA Armoured Car--DAK-WEHRMACHT------HANOMAG--DAK-WEHRMACHT------KETTENKRAD--DAK-WEHRMACHT-------232-8-WHEEL Armoured Car--DAK-WEHRMACHT! WAVELL, SMITH, MONTGOMERY, AUCKENLUCK, MUSSOLINI, ROMMEL, VON THOMA, Etc. Also, A NEW Crew, for the "NEW" 15CM-150MM-sFH18-( HEAVY) Field Howitzer Gun; possible ( Shirtless)? Also, a "NEW" Crew for the 8th Army 25 Pounder Gun ( Shirtless) Aussie's Preferable? And a "NEW" MG Vicker's Team(AUSSIE'S); and a "NEW" MORTAR Team-(Aussie's) or Indian's with Helmets and Moustache's BREN GUN CARRIER w/ONLY PARAS on Board/Rider's------HEAVY (Mortar Team)-----PARA Riding Small (Motor Bike)-NOT MOtoprcycle!-----HEAVY Vicker's NG Team----AEC MK1 DAIMLER Armored Car----SHERMAN(Firefly)----CROMWELL Tank--! DAK WOUNDED/AMBULANCE SET------------DAK KETTENKRAD------DAK/8TH ARMY POW'S----------DAK/8TH ARMY Fighting Patrol----------------DAK-SDKFZ251---SCHUTZENPANZER(Desert Recon)----------------DAK-OPEL MAULTIER (Halftrack) Cargo-Truck---------8th ARMY-BEDFORD (QLD )/(QLC) Troop Transport Truck-------CANADIAN (CWT 15) CARGO TRUCK-------8TH ARMY MORTAR TEAM---------8TH ARMY 6-POUNDER GUN TEAN-------BOFORS 40MM-ANTI-AIRCRAFT GUN--------------DAK SDKFZ-250-HANOMAG (Halftrack)----------------------ITALIAN-M-13/40 TANK---SEMOVENTE 40-75/18-SELF-PROPELLED--------AB41-ARMORED CAR---CAMIONETTA-AS42 (Sahariana) 'RECCE' Desert Car------(MOTORCYCLE Dispatch Rider/Rider's--------Italian Infantry! LVTA-4 75mm Howitzer on Turret-----105mm Field Howitzer Gun, a "Flame Throwing" SHERMAN Tank-----Small 75mm Mountain Howitzer----Radio/Command Jeep----M-29-WEASEL Tracked Vehicle---HEAVY Mortar Team---HEAVY MG 30/50Cal Team---Sachel Trowing GYRENE's----Flame ThrowerMine Sweepers,------Water Cans and Fuel Filling Personnel ------- Wounded /POW's,--------- Medical/Stretcher Personnel, ------- Aircraft Fueling--------- Ammo Supplly Handler's, -------Officer's Conference with Rommel------- Walking/Fighting Patrol!N.Africa WW2 9-Division 'AUSTRALIANS', having their own Vicker's MG Team, Mortar Team, 25 Pounder Gun Team, INFANTRY, and Driver's and Rider's, on Future Trucks and Vehicles, along with South Africans ,Highlander's , British and ..... shirtless Italians.

 

[Eazy]

Rob while your at it don't forget these just in case.

PAK40-TeamDAK--15CM-150MM-sFH18(Heavy) Field Howitzer Gun?(SHIRTLESS )Crew? --- 6-POUNDER Gun(AUSSIE'S Crew --- a NEW 25Pounder Gun (Aussie's) SHIRLLESS Crew? PAK 40 Team,and Marder I/II/III and a Winter and Summer WESPE 15CM-150MM-sFH18(HEAVY) Field Howitzer Gun and Crew---NEBELWERFER (Rocket )ArtileryGun and Crew------------PAK40-Anti Gun Team& Crew----------2CM---20MM QUAD Flakerving Gun & Crew(GROUND) Preferable?------------ALLIED:---BOFORS-40mm ANTI-Tank Gun and Crew----6-Pounder Gun Team and Crew-------AUSSIE's-25 Pounder Gun and Crew?--------------U.S.--D-DAY-U.S.-105MM (LIGHT) Field Howitzer Gun and Crew----- ---U.S.-57MM Anti-Tank Gun and Crew------------------------------------D-DAY--WEASEL-M-29/59?---------D-DAY-BRITISH-LVT-4A1-BUFFALO w/75MM Gun Turret--------NEW U.S.-2 1/2 (Deuce-N-Half) Ton Truck Transport, with OLD DDO7-Canopy Removeable!----------D-DAY-BRITISH-Bedford QLD-----D-DAY -CANADIAN CWT-15-Cargo Truck/Utility-----D-DAY-BRITISH--JEEP-Radio-Command KRUPP PROTZE-- DAK-WEHRMACHT---------OPEL MAULTIER--DAK-WEHRMACHT---------MARDER I/II/III--DAK-WEHRMACHT--------------------------WESPE--DAK-WEHRMACHT-----------PUMA Armoured Car--DAK-WEHRMACHT------HANOMAG--DAK-WEHRMACHT------KETTENKRAD--DAK-WEHRMACHT-------232-8-WHEEL Armoured Car--DAK-WEHRMACHT! WAVELL, SMITH, MONTGOMERY, AUCKENLUCK, MUSSOLINI, ROMMEL, VON THOMA, Etc. Also, A NEW Crew, for the "NEW" 15CM-150MM-sFH18-( HEAVY) Field Howitzer Gun; possible ( Shirtless)? Also, a "NEW" Crew for the 8th Army 25 Pounder Gun ( Shirtless) Aussie's Preferable? And a "NEW" MG Vicker's Team(AUSSIE'S); and a "NEW" MORTAR Team-(Aussie's) or Indian's with Helmets and Moustache's BREN GUN CARRIER w/ONLY PARAS on Board/Rider's------HEAVY (Mortar Team)-----PARA Riding Small (Motor Bike)-NOT MOtoprcycle!-----HEAVY Vicker's NG Team----AEC MK1 DAIMLER Armored Car----SHERMAN(Firefly)----CROMWELL Tank--! DAK WOUNDED/AMBULANCE SET------------DAK KETTENKRAD------DAK/8TH ARMY POW'S----------DAK/8TH ARMY Fighting Patrol----------------DAK-SDKFZ251---SCHUTZENPANZER(Desert Recon)----------------DAK-OPEL MAULTIER (Halftrack) Cargo-Truck---------8th ARMY-BEDFORD (QLD )/(QLC) Troop Transport Truck-------CANADIAN (CWT 15) CARGO TRUCK-------8TH ARMY MORTAR TEAM---------8TH ARMY 6-POUNDER GUN TEAN-------BOFORS 40MM-ANTI-AIRCRAFT GUN--------------DAK SDKFZ-250-HANOMAG (Halftrack)----------------------ITALIAN-M-13/40 TANK---SEMOVENTE 40-75/18-SELF-PROPELLED--------AB41-ARMORED CAR---CAMIONETTA-AS42 (Sahariana) 'RECCE' Desert Car------(MOTORCYCLE Dispatch Rider/Rider's--------Italian Infantry! LVTA-4 75mm Howitzer on Turret-----105mm Field Howitzer Gun, a "Flame Throwing" SHERMAN Tank-----Small 75mm Mountain Howitzer----Radio/Command Jeep----M-29-WEASEL Tracked Vehicle---HEAVY Mortar Team---HEAVY MG 30/50Cal Team---Sachel Trowing GYRENE's----Flame ThrowerMine Sweepers,------Water Cans and Fuel Filling Personnel ------- Wounded /POW's,--------- Medical/Stretcher Personnel, ------- Aircraft Fueling--------- Ammo Supplly Handler's, -------Officer's Conference with Rommel------- Walking/Fighting Patrol!N.Africa WW2 9-Division 'AUSTRALIANS', having their own Vicker's MG Team, Mortar Team, 25 Pounder Gun Team, INFANTRY, and Driver's and Rider's, on Future Trucks and Vehicles, along with South Africans ,Highlander's , British and ..... shirtless Italians.

LOL awesome work!

 

[Rob]

Rob while your at it don't forget these just in case.

PAK40-TeamDAK--15CM-150MM-sFH18(Heavy) Field Howitzer Gun?(SHIRTLESS )Crew? --- 6-POUNDER Gun(AUSSIE'S Crew --- a NEW 25Pounder Gun (Aussie's) SHIRLLESS Crew? PAK 40 Team,and Marder I/II/III and a Winter and Summer WESPE 15CM-150MM-sFH18(HEAVY) Field Howitzer Gun and Crew---NEBELWERFER (Rocket )ArtileryGun and Crew------------PAK40-Anti Gun Team& Crew----------2CM---20MM QUAD Flakerving Gun & Crew(GROUND) Preferable?------------ALLIED:---BOFORS-40mm ANTI-Tank Gun and Crew----6-Pounder Gun Team and Crew-------AUSSIE's-25 Pounder Gun and Crew?--------------U.S.--D-DAY-U.S.-105MM (LIGHT) Field Howitzer Gun and Crew----- ---U.S.-57MM Anti-Tank Gun and Crew------------------------------------D-DAY--WEASEL-M-29/59?---------D-DAY-BRITISH-LVT-4A1-BUFFALO w/75MM Gun Turret--------NEW U.S.-2 1/2 (Deuce-N-Half) Ton Truck Transport, with OLD DDO7-Canopy Removeable!----------D-DAY-BRITISH-Bedford QLD-----D-DAY -CANADIAN CWT-15-Cargo Truck/Utility-----D-DAY-BRITISH--JEEP-Radio-Command KRUPP PROTZE-- DAK-WEHRMACHT---------OPEL MAULTIER--DAK-WEHRMACHT---------MARDER I/II/III--DAK-WEHRMACHT--------------------------WESPE--DAK-WEHRMACHT-----------PUMA Armoured Car--DAK-WEHRMACHT------HANOMAG--DAK-WEHRMACHT------KETTENKRAD--DAK-WEHRMACHT-------232-8-WHEEL Armoured Car--DAK-WEHRMACHT! WAVELL, SMITH, MONTGOMERY, AUCKENLUCK, MUSSOLINI, ROMMEL, VON THOMA, Etc. Also, A NEW Crew, for the "NEW" 15CM-150MM-sFH18-( HEAVY) Field Howitzer Gun; possible ( Shirtless)? Also, a "NEW" Crew for the 8th Army 25 Pounder Gun ( Shirtless) Aussie's Preferable? And a "NEW" MG Vicker's Team(AUSSIE'S); and a "NEW" MORTAR Team-(Aussie's) or Indian's with Helmets and Moustache's BREN GUN CARRIER w/ONLY PARAS on Board/Rider's------HEAVY (Mortar Team)-----PARA Riding Small (Motor Bike)-NOT MOtoprcycle!-----HEAVY Vicker's NG Team----AEC MK1 DAIMLER Armored Car----SHERMAN(Firefly)----CROMWELL Tank--! DAK WOUNDED/AMBULANCE SET------------DAK KETTENKRAD------DAK/8TH ARMY POW'S----------DAK/8TH ARMY Fighting Patrol----------------DAK-SDKFZ251---SCHUTZENPANZER(Desert Recon)----------------DAK-OPEL MAULTIER (Halftrack) Cargo-Truck---------8th ARMY-BEDFORD (QLD )/(QLC) Troop Transport Truck-------CANADIAN (CWT 15) CARGO TRUCK-------8TH ARMY MORTAR TEAM---------8TH ARMY 6-POUNDER GUN TEAN-------BOFORS 40MM-ANTI-AIRCRAFT GUN--------------DAK SDKFZ-250-HANOMAG (Halftrack)----------------------ITALIAN-M-13/40 TANK---SEMOVENTE 40-75/18-SELF-PROPELLED--------AB41-ARMORED CAR---CAMIONETTA-AS42 (Sahariana) 'RECCE' Desert Car------(MOTORCYCLE Dispatch Rider/Rider's--------Italian Infantry! LVTA-4 75mm Howitzer on Turret-----105mm Field Howitzer Gun, a "Flame Throwing" SHERMAN Tank-----Small 75mm Mountain Howitzer----Radio/Command Jeep----M-29-WEASEL Tracked Vehicle---HEAVY Mortar Team---HEAVY MG 30/50Cal Team---Sachel Trowing GYRENE's----Flame ThrowerMine Sweepers,------Water Cans and Fuel Filling Personnel ------- Wounded /POW's,--------- Medical/Stretcher Personnel, ------- Aircraft Fueling--------- Ammo Supplly Handler's, -------Officer's Conference with Rommel------- Walking/Fighting Patrol!N.Africa WW2 9-Division 'AUSTRALIANS', having their own Vicker's MG Team, Mortar Team, 25 Pounder Gun Team, INFANTRY, and Driver's and Rider's, on Future Trucks and Vehicles, along with South Africans ,Highlander's , British and ..... shirtless Italians.

Excellent work Alex,has John really requested all this since lunchtime?

Rob

 

[Rob]

How about;

Some sleepy Italians after heavy lunch/----Russians building snowmen in white camo---Australians with self propelled BBQ--US Inf with half pounder Big Mac--Brits w/umbrellas and no shirts---angelina Jolie with no shirt--no one with shirts vest or pants---Japenese troops with millions of unsold cars--French troops with a fruity Red and baguette and on strike---German SS Troops with knockwurst---ground control to major Tom---must stop sleeping at pc---broadsword calling danny boy---Kate winslet with tearful speeech and Panzerfaust--Brits with Olympics they can't afford.....house prices down unemployment up ....oh i must have dozed off for a moement there

Rob

 

[Saber]

How about; Australians with self propelled BBQ--US Inf with half pounder Big Macs

Mmmm...interesting ideas...just make sure the Kingsford is to scale and the sesame seeds on the Big Mac are correctly spaced

 

[1879fanatic]

how about;

some sleepy italians after heavy lunch/----russians building snowmen in white camo---australians with self propelled bbq--us inf with half pounder big mac--brits w/umbrellas and no shirts---angelina jolie with no shirt--no one with shirts vest or pants---japenese troops with millions of unsold cars--french troops with a fruity red and baguette and on strike---german ss troops with knockwurst---ground control to major tom---must stop sleeping at pc---broadsword calling danny boy---kate winslet with tearful speeech and panzerfaust--brits with olympics they can't afford.....house prices down unemployment up ....oh i must have dozed off for a moement there

rob

hilarious!!!

 

[kogu]

This one is great
Should be considered for some "posting of the year".
And Alexdakar's reply as well.
Outstanding

How about;

Some sleepy Italians after heavy lunch/----Russians building snowmen in white camo---Australians with self propelled BBQ--US Inf with half pounder Big Mac--Brits w/umbrellas and no shirts---angelina Jolie with no shirt--no one with shirts vest or pants---Japenese troops with millions of unsold cars--French troops with a fruity Red and baguette and on strike---German SS Troops with knockwurst---ground control to major Tom---must stop sleeping at pc---broadsword calling danny boy---Kate winslet with tearful speeech and Panzerfaust--Brits with Olympics they can't afford.....house prices down unemployment up ....oh i must have dozed off for a moement there

Rob

 

[OldDragon]

How about;

Some sleepy Italians after heavy lunch/----Russians building snowmen in white camo---Australians with self propelled BBQ--US Inf with half pounder Big Mac--Brits w/umbrellas and no shirts---angelina Jolie with no shirt--no one with shirts vest or pants---Japenese troops with millions of unsold cars--French troops with a fruity Red and baguette and on strike---German SS Troops with knockwurst---ground control to major Tom---must stop sleeping at pc---broadsword calling danny boy---Kate winslet with tearful speeech and Panzerfaust--Brits with Olympics they can't afford.....house prices down unemployment up ....oh i must have dozed off for a moement there

Rob

Hey Rob

I tink you struck a goldmine here ... K&C's new military humor series

I'll be the first buyer for the Angelina fig .. with or without shirt

OD

 

[Simpson & his donkey.]

THANKS ROB! OH, I FORGOT THE 2-Camels that went for a Stroll,in the Desert, one Camel said to the other, " How come I'm Carrying a Lot of Weight, the other Camel says "Get Rid of the Two-Humps that has been Riding on your Back"

Good to see some good humor coming into this thread.Maybe a Australian 9 division medic without a shirt could be welcome here. Simmo.

 

[Rob]

If we can't laugh we'd go mad guys

Rob

 

[Eazy]

I think some already have a head start on you Rob!

 

[Rob]

i think some already have a head start on you rob! :d

lol!

 

[lancer]

...and a partridge in a pear tree.

 

[johngambale]

What about Laurel and Hardy, join up with the Lion,Scarecrow,and Tin-Man, ALL, on their way to see the "WIZARD", but stopped at MC Donald's, for a 'BIG MAC', and was MUGGED, by Three Rabbits, Two-Racoons, and after that , they ALL Lit- Up some CAMELS!:

 

[Alexdakar]

LOL I'm glad John is on this forum.