VIRIATO
Command Sergeant Major
- Joined
- Apr 28, 2005
- Messages
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For a few laughs:
http://www.laughfc.co.uk/stories/story.php?id=676
http://www.laughfc.co.uk/stories/story.php?id=724
England manager Sven Goran Eriksson (this was some years ago) spots a turd on the England training pitch with which he replies
"Who's ***** on the pitch?"
Heskey replies
"I am Boss, but I'm good in the air"
A young boy meets a wizard. The wizard tells him: «Son, I have the power to grant you a wish». The boy replies: «My grandfather just died, could you bring him back from the dead?». The wizard says: «That I can not do. Try another one.». The boy says: »Make England win the World Cup». The wizard: «Where is your grandfather buried?».
This last one might also apply to Portugal
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Paulo
http://www.laughfc.co.uk/stories/story.php?id=676
http://www.laughfc.co.uk/stories/story.php?id=724
England manager Sven Goran Eriksson (this was some years ago) spots a turd on the England training pitch with which he replies
"Who's ***** on the pitch?"
Heskey replies
"I am Boss, but I'm good in the air"
A young boy meets a wizard. The wizard tells him: «Son, I have the power to grant you a wish». The boy replies: «My grandfather just died, could you bring him back from the dead?». The wizard says: «That I can not do. Try another one.». The boy says: »Make England win the World Cup». The wizard: «Where is your grandfather buried?».
This last one might also apply to Portugal
Paulo