Soccer jokes (1 Viewer)

[VIRIATO]

Ronaldo also makes jokes:
Ahead of the Real Madrid-Barcelona game the media wanted to know what the 2008 Ballon d’Or and World Player of the Year Cristiano Ronaldo thought about the Argentine play maker.

Question: “Who is the best player in the world, you (Cristiano Ronaldo) or Messi?”

Answer: “I’m the biggest. At least I’m taller and wider too, that’s for sure.”


Paulo

 

[OzDigger]

Now a little attention on Ronaldo (as if he needs any more)

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jan2009/4/3/BC0593F2-E33A-C56C-CDAA8845F6780B57.jpg

Which Ronaldo joke is the best?
1. After smashing his Ferrari up, police questioned Ronaldo about the incident. He blamed it on the wall not being 10 yards back.

2. After smashing his Ferrari Fergie made Ronaldo practice taking corners again at training.

3. Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.

4. The strange thing about Ronaldo's car crash is that, even though he only slightly injured his leg in the accident, he rolled out of the car clutching his head.

5. Looks like Ronaldo's using his free-kick technique in his car and sent it straight into the wall

6. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Ronaldo mounted the pavement



Paulo

LOL - I like 3 & 4 best

 

[lancer]

LOL - I like 3 & 4 best

Those do seem to sum up the agony of playing the brutal game of soccer. -- Al

 

[OzDigger]

Those do seem to sum up the agony of playing the brutal game of soccer. -- Al

LOL - yeah it's watching a bunch of school kids at times. "Hey Miss, that boy pulled my shirt".

 

[Rob]

Everyday Snow White waved the seven dwarfs off as they went to work in the nearby mine.Each day she took seven pack lunches for them to eat at lunch time.

One day on arriving at the mine,she found there had been a terrible collapse and rockfall,she could find no sign of life.Desperately she called out 'Is anybody there,can anybody hear me'?. But no reply. Heartbroken she tried one more time, 'Can anyone here me'. A faint voice replied 'England for the World Cup'!

THANK GOD! She exclaimed, DOPEY'S ALIVE!!

Rob