"Survival of the Fittest" 1755 (1 Viewer)

[PolarBear]

Ephraim Caine, a member of the Virginia Provincial Regiment of Foot, encounters a black bear in the woods of North America during the early stages of the French & Indian War.

 

[mikemiller1955]

I feel sorry for that guy...that bear is going to be really mad if that guy shoots him...but very nice shot Randy.

 

[mestell]

That is one HUGE looking black bear Randy. I think that man should put his running shoes on and "beat retreat"
Mike

 

[PolarBear]

That is one HUGE looking black bear Randy. I think that man should put his running shoes on and "beat retreat"
Mike

That's because he is on the French side and has already dined on several of Braddock's forces. This is a little known fact of the Battle of Monongahela that the French used bears as well as Indians to pick off the enemy.

 

[mikemiller1955]

Like the old joke said...

When the two guys ran into a bear in the woods...
one guy started taking off his shoes...
the other guy said..."You can't unrun a bear"...
he replied..."I don't have to outrun the bear...I just have to outrun you"...

 

[Jagdpanther]

Nice one Randy!

 

[marco55]

Like the old joke said...

When the two guys ran into a bear in the woods...
one guy started taking off his shoes...
the other guy said..."You can't unrun a bear"...
he replied..."I don't have to outrun the bear...I just have to outrun you"...

I love it Mike.
Mark

 

[lancer]

Like the old joke said...

When the two guys ran into a bear in the woods...
one guy started taking off his shoes...
the other guy said..."You can't unrun a bear"...
he replied..."I don't have to outrun the bear...I just have to outrun you"...

The even older joke goes " I can outrun the bear because I'm running on dry ground. The bear is running in my s***!" -- Al

 

[marco55]

Another good one.I can remember when I was a kid we went to North Carolina to visit my aunt and we were on a mountain and my cousin went down a hill to take care of business,a couple of minutes later he came up very slowly and said here comes a bear.Well my grandfather who acted like he was a mountaineer (he came from Virginia)was the first one in the car leaving my grandmom outside but she and my cousin ran to the car and my aunt grabbed me and we jumped in the car also.Well after my grandmom got done screaming at grandpop I don't think he had any manhood left.
Mark

 

[mikemiller1955]

Another good one.I can remember when I was a kid we went to North Carolina to visit my aunt and we were on a mountain and my cousin went down a hill to take care of business,a couple of minutes later he came up very slowly and said here comes a bear.Well my grandfather who acted like he was a mountaineer (he came from Virginia)was the first one in the car leaving my grandmom outside but she and my cousin ran to the car and my aunt grabbed me and we jumped in the car also.Well after my grandmom got done screaming at grandpop I don't think he had any manhood left.
Mark

hehehehe..."he lost his manhood"

or like Peter Griffin says...

"hehehehe Lois...he said weiner"