Toy Soldier Traveler London March 2008 (1 Viewer)

MCKENNA77

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THE TOY SOLDIER TRAVELER

Home Base – San Jose, CA
Destination – The London Toy Soldier Show – London England
Miles Traveled Round Trip – 10,740
Cumulative Miles Traveled = 16,688
Method of Travel for this trip – Plane

Wednesday March 26th 2008

I dragged into work in the morning and it was another routine day of the grind. After taking a quick glance at the forum I noticed that the March K&C UK London show was going to take place on the upcoming Saturday. Around 8:30am I started to day dream about how cool it would be to check out a toy soldier show there. Well sure enough, I wasn’t busy at work and decided that I might book a flight. By 10:30am my flight was booked and Sara KGB was livid with me as she had job commitments to do work on the weekend. She also gave me the “are you crazy” line over and over. Sure enough I spent my lunch break packing a bag and tearing up my home looking for my passport. Of course KGB knew where it was the whole time and didn’t tell me out of spite(got to love that marriage thing). By 4pm one of my engineer’s took me up to SFO for the 6pm flight to Heathrow. I still had no clue what I was going to do in London or even how to get from the airport to the hotel. Fortunately, I packed a London travel trip guide and this cool dude that I met on the plane from Ireland helped me with directions in London. The flight there is a total haul. Spending ten hours in an airline economy seat with my large frame is like experiencing life as a canned good.
Thursday March 27th 2008
The Eagle has landed and the McKenna invasion of England can now commence! England is tight dude, even the airport is cool. Picking up my bag I noticed flights from Tehran, Beirut, Hanoi, Dubai and Dar Es Salaam. It was the equivalent of viewing a cross-section of the whole world. I didn’t look out of place at all with my giant goofy red head(its like Sputnik, why don’t you go cry yourself to sleep on your giant pillow).
Heathrow is very well marked unlike some American airports(LAX). I proceeded down a few levels following the signs for the infamous London Underground(mind the gap please). You can travel into the city of London a few ways. You can take the Heathrow Express train, the London Underground or cab it. The Underground is by far the cheapest route($8) but it takes an hour. If you travel by train($30) it takes 15 minutes but more than likely you’ll have to take a taxi from the train station to your final destination. If you cab all the way from Heathrow expect to pay $140 one way.
After traveling on the Undergrounds Piccadilly line I arrived at the Russell Square stop. Make sure you don’t pull a Homer Simpson and lose your Underground ticket while you’re on the train as you won’t be able to exit the station. The London Underground or Tube is freaking huge dudes. You can travel to the majority of the sites in London via the Tube. An all day Tube pass to zones 1&2, the majority of the sites in London, will run you $10. The Tube trains always list the last stop they’re headed to. This is a good way to double check that you’re headed in the right direction. Additionally, the Underground has about 13 different directional lines. The top grab handle bars inside the rail car are color coordinated to match the same color as the directional line. For example, the Piccadilly line shows up as blue on the Tube map. The top grab handle bars in the train are all painted blue, just another way to make sure you’re on the right ride dude.
The Royal National Hotel is about a 3 minute walk from the Underground Russell Square stop. After experiencing near death by crossing the street and looking the wrong way(no honking!) I stashed my bags with the hotels bell hop. I purchased a good street map at the hotel and went out to walk the streets of London. The architecture and building designs in London are incredible. My jaw was dragging on the streets the whole time as my head was looking up constantly to check the views out. There is a huge conglomeration of old adjacent to new here. Also, make sure you fall into the habit of looking both ways before you cross the street as it could potentially cost you your life. I had two really close calls and about got run over 11 times(I said no honking dude). Don’t even think about attempting to j-walk either. The London streets are full of short blind corners that taxi’s come screaming out of. Trust me, it feels like the taxis come out of the sky when you’re in the middle of the road with your best deer in the headlights look on your face.
My body decided that it was time to get some rest after the long flight and the walk around London. Nothing like hitting the massive fatigue/jet lag wall, it puts you in a great mood every time. On top of that, there was some sort of foul up with my hotel reservation. I had to give the check in lady my best pirate face in order to procure a room. The routine even included a few good loud arghhh’s(making friends fast here Winger). You have to keep in mind that my brain was all upside down by this point. In all seriousness the pirate routine worked out great. Who can say no to a large red headed pirate? I’m convinced that’s how Seton Hall made it to the finals in the NCAA in 1989 because there is nothing that can beat a pirate.
Around 6pm Tony Neville rang my room after a much needed 3 hour nap. I headed downstairs to meet him, Dispatch “Divey” and Mr and Mrs Neville. We all headed out to an area called Covent Garden. This area is very similar to San Francisco’s Union Square. From what I understand this area was England’s first public square. It was used mainly as a vegetable market back in the day. Again, great Palladian architecture here with a sweet mix of old versus new which provides tight views. There are a lot of stylish shops and trendy eateries located here and in Leicester Square. We all sat down and enjoyed a great English meal wish included potted shrimps and banger’s and mash. Everyone had a great laugh at my expense as I ordered lemonade and got served a Sprite with a lemon in it. Apparently, you have to ask for “traditional” lemonade if you actually want lemonade. I have no idea how this works, maybe it’s the same difference between a mince pie and a mincer. If you really want to look like you’re crazy request a glass of ice tea. You’ll get the proper look of “who drinks tea cold?”(I’ll tell you who drinks it cold, people who dress up like Narragansett Indians and throw that crap into Boston Harbor – don’t mess with me lady, I’m jet lagged!)

After dinner we headed out to see some sites of London. I had the great experience and opportunity to view: Piccadilly Circus( like NY Times Square),White Hall(British version of the Pentagon),Admiralty Arch(Front gate of The Mall to Buckingham Palace), Trafalgar Square(Admiral Nelson Statue), Downers Street(home of Prime Minister), Westminster Bridge(crosses the Thames), London Eye(giant Ferris Wheel), Big Ben(watched it strike midnight) & Parliament(guess Funkadelic wasn’t in). Nothing helps sore walking feet after seeing those great sites like a good English beer. Tony, Dispatch Divey and myself headed to a local bar by the hotel and proceeded to have an enlightening conversation about Kylie Minogue. It was some great laughs for sure.
 
Friday March 28th 2008
Dude, how am I going to be able to fit in the shower over here? I just about had to play human Tetris again in order to take a shower. At this rate, I’ll be a yoga instructor in no time flat. Make sure you keep an eye out for my newly released exercise video. After breakfast Mr. Neville asked if I would like to help set up for the show. Now, no collector in their right mind is going to turn that down. I got a great opportunity to set up multiple dioramas and witness how much work really goes into one of these shows. It’s an operation just to get the van into the hotel unloading area. The process of moving the large amount of stock product into the show room is no small task either. Once that was complete I proceeded to set up the dioramas for the: Crimean, Civil War, WWI, WWII FJ’s, and the Napoleonic’s. I had loads of fun putting the soldiers out for show. It made me realize even more what great works of art these are. As I don’t collect anything in the Napoleonic range it was great fun checking out the entire product line for the first time and setting them up. It almost made me want to get into collecting them but I knew Sara KGB would flog me to death if she found out. At that point in time I was hoping KGB didn’t put my collection out on the street curb back in San Jose. She wasn’t too pleased with me having a blast in London while she was stuck alone and at work(putting it lightly).
Setting up took the majority of the day and after words we all ventured out for Italian food. A great meal was had and I got to meet a whole host of other K&C UK crew members. This incredible group of people then headed off to the bar after dinner. A lot of topics were discussed and much was learned of each other. Whatever you do, don’t go ordering a Tetley beer. It’s a rotten pint of English PBR. Make sure you stick to a Stella or a San Miguel. The alcohol content over there is far more than in the States, it’s great. Another great British bit of information I learned after a few beers was English treason. This includes saying anything bad about the Queen. The penalty for this act is death but it isn’t really enforced. It is highly looked down upon so don’t be a Peter from Family Guy and run your mouth in the bar like me. Additionally, to go out and smoke a *** translates to having a cigarette. In San Francisco that means a whole different thing. We ended up closing the bar which is always a good barometer of having a fun night.
 
Saturday March 29th 2008
Got up relatively early and headed down for some breakfast. I ended up bumping into Mrs. Neville and another K&C UK crew member named Andy who is a really cool dude. You don’t want to be messing with Mrs. Neville either. This former British Judge Judy will toss you in jail, especially if you don’t show up and purchase the Streets of Old Hong Kong buildings. After a nitrate special British breakfast of: ham, beans and sausage I journeyed to the show rooms to view the toy soldier show. The show was totally tight dudes and in my opinion very comparable in size to Chicago. There were 260 tables, 160 different dealers, and plenty of international presence from Spain, Germany, Australia, and the US. The thing I enjoyed most about the show was the variety. I noticed at the Chicago show last year that there were a lot of dealers selling a lot of identical product line. That didn’t seem to be the case at this show. For example, lots of dealers had Britains for sale but they were all different lines from different years and themes. It really made for an interesting show with loads of toy soldier variety. Additionally, Rob from the forum was there and it was great chatting with him and seeing the excitement on his face about the show. Rob’s a really nice guy and a totally cool dude. He was no doubt ready to hijack the K&C UK van and head off.
I snapped a whole pile of photos of the show(posted them on the forum’s London show section) then vectored over to London Tower. This place is a must see for any collector. The ride on the Tube is a bit of a journey as you have to take three different lines to get there but believe me it’s totally worth it. The full tour is $40 and includes a part-time cool looking Beefeater dude as a guide. The sites here are off the hook. The walls to the tower are 13’ thick and the Beefeaters have been guarding it for over 700 years. I spent a while there checking out Bloody Tower, White Tower and the Fusilier’s Museum. Additionally, the exhibit of the torture room there will make your head spin. My back started to ach after looking at the Scavengers Daughter technique. This technique was opposite of the rack, were a person was basically compressed to death. I still can’t believe that people would be sadistic enough to do that to each other. Wow dude, no one deserves that not for any reason. The White Tower had the best exhibits in my opinion. They included a huge armory display of gun powder, swords, cannons, pikes and a whole pile of other weapons. The exhibit there brings to light the phrase get Medieval on you.
Once my tour ended I walked along the Thames over to the Tower Bridge. To get in costs around $18 and it’s worth it as it provides great views of the Thames and plan views of London Tower. They also have great black and white photos of bi-planes sandwiching through the two draw bridges. Make sure you complete the tour and head to the South end of the Thames for the engine room tour as it’s also sweet.
Towards the end of the day I “Tubed” it back to the hotel. The show was starting to wrap up and the K&C UK crew was starting to tear down so I pitched in. It really was more work and effort then I thought it would be. I give the whole K&C UK team a lot of credit they put a lot of blood, sweat and tears into that show. Dinner and drinking at the bar was the routine and we closed the bar, again(this is like Vegas, is sleep at a premium?)
Sunday March 30th 2008
Daylight savings in Europe screwed me out of another hour this year. I got up pretty early as I wanted to photograph some sites near Westminster Bridge. My busted up feet were just about dragging at this point(who’s got hoof rot?). After some great photos I headed back to the hotel, got the Underground to Heathrow and tried to sleep on a 11.5 hour flight home- dude are we there yet? I had an unbelievable trip and it was even better I think because it was done spontaneously. I met a lot of great people, drank a lot of good beers and had a ton of great laughs. To be honest, it was one of those trips that impacts your life and makes you change your thought process on a lot of things – yes it was that good.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." -- Mark Twain

Toy Soldier Pick Ups:
CRW004 Russian Gun Crew – it was a daily miracle that fit in my bag for the trip home
Other Items Purchased:
Tower of London Guide Book
Tower Bridge Guide Book
Diecast red phone booth
Union Jack boxers
Underground T-Shirt

Travel Advice
Make sure you have all the items needed for your camera before your trip. Spending time searching for the right camera battery or film in order to record the experiences of your trip is incredibly inefficient. Additionally, take some medical kit items(including nail clippers) in order to treat your feet because they’ll be raw hamburger by the end of your trip. Other than that, just go – get out there man it is beyond worth it.
Next Stop: San Antonio – Everything is bigger in Texas


Photo 1: London Tower -Photo 2: Tower Bridge -Photo 3: Front view London Tower
Photo 4: Trafalgar Square – Admiral Nelson -Photo 5: Westminster Abbey
Photo 6: Big Ben, London Eye – Photo 7: Double decker bus just about taking my face off
Photo 8: Big Ben upclose – Photo 9: HMS Belfast – Photo 10: Tower Bridge
Photo 11: Me & Beefeater Dude Photo 12: Fusilier’s Museum Victoria Cross Medal
 
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The narrative on the last group of photos

Photo 13: White Tower Armory
Photo 14: Scavengers Daughter device
Photo 15: Executioner Chopping Block White Tower
Photo 16: White Hall suits of armor
Photo 17: White Tower Powder Kegs
 
Wow mate,what a superb report!.Thanks for posting such an interesting description of your visit to these shores,glad you had a good time.Thanks also for the very kind words,it was cool to meet you too and i look forward to seeing you again in June.

All the best

Rob
 
That is one hell of a spare of the moment trip , great report
and photos aswell . I,ve been to The royal national more times
than I can remeber ,but never hit it when their was a show on.

Cheers Rob
 
That is one hell of a spare of the moment trip , great report
and photos aswell . I,ve been to The royal national more times
than I can remeber ,but never hit it when their was a show on.

Cheers Rob


Be cool if you could make it over for the show sometime Rob.

Rob
 
Be cool if you could make it over for the show sometime Rob.

Rob

Its on the hit list Rob , I,ll probably aim at a US show initially as
hopefully its less time sitting in cattle class on a plane . The Boss
has already granted permision :D , but after the arrival of ankle
bitter #3, I showed that rare atribute restraint and i,m aiming
for chicago this year or the west coaster early next [probably a
better bet for me as we can fly direct from here].
 
I see mate,once you've hit the US you can then start the European leg of your tour and do a gig in London.

Probably a good idea to give Terminal 5 at Heathrow a year to sort itself out anyway,theres something like 6,000 bags stacked up there at the moement!!:eek:

Cheers

Rob
 
I'm glad you had a great trip as I am sure you would have. Thanks for the diary and the photo's. England truely is one of the great places on earth.

Oh and one thing before I sign off..........What's wrong with Tetley's !!! (sorry had to put that in as I am from the city where it is made :D)

Thanks again


Scott
 
Great narrative McKenna! I've loved reading about your year long oddessy throughout the Toy Soldier world, and I loved meeting you in Chicago and hosting you at the Symposium. One of these days (when the youngest is old enough to travel) I am taking the family to England for one of the London Shows.
 
Great narrative McKenna! I've loved reading about your year long oddessy throughout the Toy Soldier world, and I loved meeting you in Chicago and hosting you at the Symposium. One of these days (when the youngest is old enough to travel) I am taking the family to England for one of the London Shows.

Louis,when you do get to come over,if you can make a December show they are the best.They are all good but theres a great atmosphere at Christmas.

Rob
 
Man, that was a great move on your part. I imagine doing something along those lines very often...usually while I am at work...right now for example. I have lots of spontaneous trips in my brain, its just that they never happen...too much baggage (not all bad mind you, i.e. a lovely wife, 2 sweet daughters, busy practice, etc...) but it all gets in the way of that elusive spontaneity. I have not been to the UK in over 5 years now so I am starting to get kind of anxious to go back...hopefully soon. Thanks for sharing your adventure with us.

Mister Dave.
 
Chris,

I love your reports. Did you ever think of writing. You've got the talent. It's like reading Rick Steves, the travel guy. Guess you didn't make it to the Imperial War Museum. Too bad because it's awesome.

Where you headed next? San Antone?

See you in Chicago.
 
Chris

Great report, agree with Brad you should right dude! and theres me thinking you were just an college football guy who lays concrete!

PRRRROOOJJJEEEECT MANAAAGGGEERRRR!!1:D

Good seeing you and looking forward to June!

Tony
 
Glad you to see you guys enjoyed the diary. I'm not sure about writing professionally though. I really don't think my writing is on that level. As far as the Tetley's beer goes, my water-downed beer American palate didn't take to it too well. I've been told that Tetley is actually a more "traditional" English beer. Either way, it was not for me.

The next stop in the tour will be San Antonio which should be a lot of fun as I have never been there before. I will be returning to England this June with Sara KGB in tow. We will for sure be hitting up the Imperial War Museum as I've heard it's a must see.

Take Care
 

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