kilted vampire
Lieutenant Colonel
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- Mar 2, 2006
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It's SouthernCal.. McVampie.A rat is free to be what a Rat wants to be!
And.. I believe it is a socialist!
O.C.
A woman in SF sees a big brass rat in an antigue store in North Beach area. She asks the proprietor how much for the rat? The owner says $45.00 for the rat. The story is another $100.00. She say No thanks , I'll just take the rat. She pays for it and starts walking to her home in the Marina. She hears a noise and turns around and sees this rat. She starts walking faster turns around and sees there are more of the rats. She walks even faster near to runnig followed by an army of rats. She passes her house heads for the green and reaches the pier. A horde of rats close behind. She tosses the rat into the bay. The rats follow and drown themselves into the bay.
A short time later the woman is bac in the store. The owner say came back for the story? She says no I just wanted to see if you had any brass Republicans.