What if Things Changed? (1 Viewer)

panda1gen said:
I hung around in the bar with you long enough - but hey:eek:
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Kevin

They say up north 'Eatin cheatin' Hey you went off for food when the rounds came in!!

And Rob When your up at the warehouse i will tap you for a tip!!
 
or a French man running for his life over the fields of Waterloo...:p


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Currahee Chris said:
I love Australia- that's a great one Oz-

Yeah, I have been to some clubs where they have some derelict hanging around in the bathroom taking up space that would probably be better occupied by another latrine. The day I drop some money for a toilet waiter is the day I vote Democrat.

Yeah, like I said, the only time I have ever seen those guys is at clubs and well, one of those chuckleheads snatches me up after I have spent the night pounding pints of Guinness and chasing those down with shots of Jagermeister is going to require some medical attention.

Of course, if it was an elderly dude, I probably wouldn't have paid it much heed and chucked him a buck or two......
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I also have visited clubs where some derelict is to be found hanging around in the bathroom. Trouble is, it's usually ME at the end of the night, trying to figure out where I live.....:D:D:D:(:eek:
 
Tony Neville said:
Kevin

They say up north 'Eatin cheatin' Hey you went off for food when the rounds came in!!

And Rob When your up at the warehouse i will tap you for a tip!!
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Two points - one slander and libel can be expensive

two - I resemble that remark. I did offer a round, not my fault that the timing was impeccable;)
 
Currahee Chris said:
I love Australia- that's a great one Oz-

Yeah, I have been to some clubs where they have some derelict hanging around in the bathroom taking up space that would probably be better occupied by another latrine. The day I drop some money for a toilet waiter is the day I vote Democrat.

Yeah, like I said, the only time I have ever seen those guys is at clubs and well, one of those chuckleheads snatches me up after I have spent the night pounding pints of Guinness and chasing those down with shots of Jagermeister is going to require some medical attention.

Of course, if it was an elderly dude, I probably wouldn't have paid it much heed and chucked him a buck or two......
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I recall a scene about a toilet/bathroom guy in a comedy movie called "The Hot Chic" where a teenage girl is transposed into a guys body. She didn't know how to control it, and it was funny to see things from a female point of view. The bathroom guy, who was an old African-American had to give her/him some tips :)

Which reminds me that a few months ago I had a strange bathroom experience when a guy stood next to me to do his thing and he was spraying it all over the place. Although it's not good etiquette I just had to look to see what his problem was and it turned out he had one of those Prince Albert things thru the end of his thingy. Sooner him than me :eek:
 
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well now, to change the subject, how are the wombats Oz?

It is persistently raining here. If this is global warming what happened to the Mediterranean climate we were promised.....
 
OzDigger said:
Hi Harry, I'm afraid so, it's a type of body piercing done to a certain part of a guys anatomy :eek:
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Perish the thought....:eek::eek:
And does it like, hmmm, "improve" performance of the said part of a guy's anatomy? Apparently not in the bathroom anyway....:D
Sounds to me like buying jewellery is still the best option for keeping "her indoors" happy - rather than mutilation of the Family Jewels....:D
Right, I'd better stop this or I'll end up getting banned from the forum.
Thanks for the laugh.
 
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