Which statement is nearest your position?
The one from the bank, that's got lots of numbers in the 'out' column, and not enough in the 'in' column.![]()
Hope you don't mean bank statement![]()
Glad Bob's sorting the drinks. About time he coughed up for a round instead of making excuses about holidays.
I feel a large G&T will be in order
Rob
Yep, I'll have a bottle of that too.
I can see you being promoted from Corporal punishment to General debauchery.I will of course keep that level of decorum and fine manners that the private Girls school education gave me.There will be no lewd suggestions to the barmaid again and the singing of 'she was only the Butchers daughter' will be firmly frowned upon
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Rob
What I would give to be at one of these events. Think of the opportunity for blackmail![]()
What I would give to be at one of these events. Think of the opportunity for blackmail![]()
We then aim to get Simon drunk and extract cash from his wallet
Rob
Fortunately, those who have blackmail on the mind are usually heavily implicated themselves.
Please feel free to contribute to the former, and be prepared for disappointment on searching the latter.![]()
By 'Implicated' do you mean 'drunk', 'Rat Arsed' hoovered' etc?.
Rob
That description would seem to accurately sum up my thoughts, yes.![]()
I can see this will be another fine gathering in the officers mess,perhaps we can persuade Bob to stand on the table and recite 'Into the valley of death' whilst we stand at attention and salute!
Rob