Which statement is nearest your position? (2 Viewers)

[Rob]

Sorry guys,wrong thread

 

[Wraith]

Which statement is nearest your position?

The one from the bank, that's got lots of numbers in the 'out' column, and not enough in the 'in' column.

 

[Rob]

Which statement is nearest your position?

The one from the bank, that's got lots of numbers in the 'out' column, and not enough in the 'in' column.

Julys staement will be slightly worse eh mate

Rob

 

[jazzeum]

Hope you don't mean bank statement

 

[Rob]

Hope you don't mean bank statement

He does Brad,he will be weeping into his pint glass in London,still Bobs buying so we are all ok for drinks

Rob

 

[Wraith]

Glad Bob's sorting the drinks. About time he coughed up for a round instead of making excuses about holidays.

 

[Rob]

Glad Bob's sorting the drinks. About time he coughed up for a round instead of making excuses about holidays.

I feel a large G&T will be in order

Rob

 

[Wraith]

I feel a large G&T will be in order

Rob

Yep, I'll have a bottle of that too.

 

[Rob]

Yep, I'll have a bottle of that too.

I can see you being promoted from Corporal punishment to General debauchery.I will of course keep that level of decorum and fine manners that the private Girls school education gave me.There will be no lewd suggestions to the barmaid again and the singing of 'she was only the Butchers daughter' will be firmly frowned upon.


Rob

 

[jazzeum]

I can see you being promoted from Corporal punishment to General debauchery.I will of course keep that level of decorum and fine manners that the private Girls school education gave me.There will be no lewd suggestions to the barmaid again and the singing of 'she was only the Butchers daughter' will be firmly frowned upon.


Rob

What I would give to be at one of these events. Think of the opportunity for blackmail

 

[Rob]

What I would give to be at one of these events. Think of the opportunity for blackmail

I like the way you think Brad,you'd fit right in!

This years group excercise will be to get Bob drunk and extract the info we need from him so that we can all reproduce those explosions he makes in his dio's.We then aim to get Simon drunk and extract cash from his wallet

Rob

 

[Wraith]

What I would give to be at one of these events. Think of the opportunity for blackmail

Fortunately, those who have blackmail on the mind are usually heavily implicated themselves.

 

[Wraith]

We then aim to get Simon drunk and extract cash from his wallet

Rob

Please feel free to contribute to the former, and be prepared for disappointment on searching the latter.

 

[Rob]

Fortunately, those who have blackmail on the mind are usually heavily implicated themselves.

By 'Implicated' do you mean 'drunk', 'Rat Arsed' hoovered' etc?.

Rob

 

[Rob]

Please feel free to contribute to the former, and be prepared for disappointment on searching the latter.

I'm sure theres a joke about trousers in there somewhere,but its getting late you know.

Rob

 

[Wraith]

By 'Implicated' do you mean 'drunk', 'Rat Arsed' hoovered' etc?.

Rob

That description would seem to accurately sum up my thoughts, yes.

 

[Rob]

That description would seem to accurately sum up my thoughts, yes.

I can see this will be another fine gathering in the officers mess,perhaps we can persuade Bob to stand on the table and recite 'Into the valley of death' whilst we stand at attention and salute!

Rob

 

[Wraith]

I can see this will be another fine gathering in the officers mess,perhaps we can persuade Bob to stand on the table and recite 'Into the valley of death' whilst we stand at attention and salute!

Rob

Hmmmm, that's what almost got you arrested last time mate. Remember, not everyone is as liberally minded as you.

 

[Spitfrnd]

It certainly would be a right blast to pop into one of these periodic gatherings, particularly at the watering hole. No doubt it would prove insightful or at least fully entertaining.