Rare pictures of little known WW2 events! (1 Viewer)

[Rob]

Heydrich's Monday Morning goes from bad to worse, as at the same time he gets a ticket for parking in a disabled bay, his old hemorrohoid problem flares up causing some considerable discomfort and embarrassment!

The intense rivalry between Monty and Patton takes a very childish twist as Monty declares ' My Caen sign is considerably bigger than yours'!

Rob

 

[Rob]

PC: So lets recap Sir,you say you are Bernard Montgomery,Victor of Alamein,man responsible for driving Rommel from North Africa and organiser of the D Day landings.

Monty:Thats right officer.

PC: Ever been in touble with the law Sir,any previous convictions?

Monty: No none.

PC: Shoplifting Sir?

Monty: How dare you!

PC: Drinking and driving Sir?

Monty;Of course not!!

PC: Ever damaged any bridges Sir?

Monty: What?!

PC: Ever been to Arnhem Sir?.

Monty: Well yes I did as a matter of fact....

PC: Ruined a perfectly good bridge didn't you Sir?

Monty: This is absurd!! Market Garden was a brave bold audacious attempt to strike at the enemy and bring the War to an early conclusion and thereby thousands of lives, that ultimately failed!

PC: Broke some windows too didn't you Sir?!

Monty: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!!!

PC:I'll ask the questions Sir,now get a dustpan and brush and go help the Dutch clear up and we will say no more about it.But don't let me catch you playing there again!.

 

[Rob]

Yes guys you've guessed it, I found the sepia button on the camera and I'm still snowed in down here

Rob

 

[PolarBear]

Rob

Those are great: very inventive and enjoyable.

Hope you will do more!

There is nothing like the British sense of humour. You could be the next John Cleese ("Don't mention the war")

Randy

 

[Rob]

Rob

Those are great: very inventive and enjoyable.

Hope you will do more!

There is nothing like the British sense of humour. You could be the next John Cleese ("Don't mention the war")

Randy

Thank you Randy,thats kind of you and I certainly will do more.

Rob

 

[Wraith]

Outstanding narrative Rob! More please.

 

[Rob]

In a photo Monty never wanted you to see, his shocking personal misuse of men and material is clearly shown as the three men search to locate his misplaced car keys after a night out with the boys!

Rob

 

[Louis Badolato]

Very funny, Rob . . . you are going to give Kevin and Simon a run for their money on the silly meter . . .

 

[Rob]

PC: So lets recap Sir,you are George Patton,scourge of the Germans,legandary commander,Tank legend and the man who liberated Bastogne?.

PATTON:Sure am Buddy!

PC:Respected and admired around the world Sir?

PATTON:You got it Pal!

PC:And I just saw you relieve yourself into the river Rhine.

PATTON:Er,yeah I guess I did do that!

PC Do you think thats clever Sir?

PATTON:I guess not

PC You guess?

PATTON; No officer its not..

PC :Then why did you do it Sir?

PATTON:I saw it as a symbolic jesture and morale boosting sign to my troops whilst at the same time a rude and morale destroying jesture to the enemy.

PC:I saw it as a rude young man with no manners doing wee wee's into the pretty German river!

PATTON:Sorry officer!

PC do you do that sort of thing at home young man?

PATTON:No,but there are no wide fast flowing German rivers where I come from

PC; Don't get smart with me 'General'!.I'll ring your parents!!

PATTON:Sorry officer,it won't happen again.

PC:Ok then off you go,oh and one more thing,stop slapping your men about,there is such a thing as shell shock you know!.And remember,I'm watching you Georgi boy

Rob

 

[Phantom Warrior]

Hilarious. And "snowed in" requires at least 3 ft. of snow and temperatures of -20C.

Terry

 

[Rob]

Hilarious. And "snowed in" requires at least 3 ft. of snow and temperatures of -20C.

Terry

Well we've got 3inches, -5c last night,got the shopping in,so thats what we call snowed in here Terry!

Rob

 

[amhuff1]

Great pictures and very funny. I needed a good laugh this morning after watching the Eagles game last night.

 

[Phantom Warrior]

Well we've got 3inches, -5c last night,got the shopping in,so thats what we call snowed in here Terry!

Rob

3 inches. We don't even bring out the shovels for that.

Terry

 

[Rob]

3 inches. We don't even bring out the shovels for that.

Terry

It did hit -21 over here the other night,thats chilly for us!.


Thanks for your comments guys,much appreciated.Just thought I'd have a bit of fun this afternoon.

Rob

 

[6th Wisconsin]

These are great. Keep them coming!

 

[wwiibuff]

Rob,

These are hilarious. You have a talent of comedic genious about you. I'm calling my wife in here right now to show her. Thanks for the laughs.

 

[Rob]

Great pictures and very funny. I needed a good laugh this morning after watching the Eagles game last night.

These are great. Keep them coming!

Rob,

These are hilarious. You have a talent of comedic genious about you. I'm calling my wife in here right now to show her. Thanks for the laughs.

Wow,you are all too kind,thanks very much.

Rob

 

[Phantom Warrior]

It did hit -21 over here the other night,thats chilly for us!.


Thanks for your comments guys,much appreciated.Just thought I'd have a bit of fun this afternoon.

Rob

Just got back from my exercise class. Now what were you saying about cold and snow?

Terry

 

[Rob]

Wow they breed them tough in Canada,which one is you Terry?

Heres my house from above taken a couple of days back


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8447023.stm

 

[Phantom Warrior]

Wow they breed them tough in Canada,which one is you Terry?

Heres my house from above taken yesterday


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8447023.stm

I'm in the back row. The young guys are up front.

Terry