Happy Easter Weekend Chaps (1 Viewer)

Desertkiwi

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Regardless of what religious beliefs you may hold, hope you all get a chance to enjoy the Easter break with friends and family.^&grin
 
Desertkiwi said:
Regardless of what religious beliefs you may hold, hope you all get a chance to enjoy the Easter break with friends and family.^&grin
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And the same to you mate and everyone else on the forum{bravo}}
 
Yes, Happy Easter everyone, try not to gobble down to many Easter eggs!!!{sm3}

Tom
 
Thanks lads......I also somehow managed to confuse the boss enough, to give me Thursday and Tuesday off as well^&grin.....so its going to be a very long weekend of 'gobbling'{eek3}....... and stuffing my fat face with lovely sticky hot cross buns:tongue:.......what would Jen-for-Men say?
 
Desertkiwi said:
Thanks lads......I also somehow managed to confuse the boss enough, to give me Thursday and Tuesday off as well^&grin.....so its going to be a very long weekend of 'gobbling'{eek3}....... and stuffing my fat face with lovely sticky hot cross buns:tongue:.......what would Jen-for-Men say?
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Looks like your computer keyboard is going to be covered in chocolate and sticky hot cross buns Toddy! {sm2} Have a great long weekend mate.

Tom
 
A HAPPY EASTER STORY.

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as a animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay the rabbit is the EASTER BUNNY, and he is DEAD.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
''I feel terrible,''! he explains, ''I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM.''
The blonde says, ''Don't worry.''
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another ten feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs to the woman and demands,
''What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?''
Thw woman turns the can around so the man can read the label.
It says......
''HAIR SPRAY RESTORES LIFE TO DEAD HAIR AND ADDS PERMANENT WAVE.''........:wink2::tongue:

Happy Easter.
Wayne.
 
waynepoo said:
A HAPPY EASTER STORY.

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as a animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay the rabbit is the EASTER BUNNY, and he is DEAD.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
''I feel terrible,''! he explains, ''I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM.''
The blonde says, ''Don't worry.''
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another ten feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs to the woman and demands,
''What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?''
Thw woman turns the can around so the man can read the label.
It says......
''HAIR SPRAY RESTORES LIFE TO DEAD HAIR AND ADDS PERMANENT WAVE.''........:wink2::tongue:

Happy Easter.
Wayne.
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Love it Waynepoo..........reminds me of a silly story a bunch of school kids told during a visit, a while ago.

.......a bloke bumps into an old friend in the street, whose bald and says G'day Bob, what's with all the rabbits tattoo'd around ya head mate.{eek3} Bob laughs and replies......ha, he says.......from a distance they look like 'hares'^&grin:tongue:

Yeah I know, it's a bad one, but the kids nearly wet themselves reciting it .......Happy Easter!
 
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