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[kogu]

Here's one that made me laugh today.

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can’t look that old?
Well … you’ll love this one.

My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my High School class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School?

‘Yes, yes, I did, I’m a Mustang’ he gleamed with pride.

‘When did you graduate?’ I asked.

He answered, ‘In 1975. Why do you ask?’

‘You were in my class’, I exclaimed

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat a__, grey haired, decrepit, son-of-a-____ asked:

‘WHAT DID YOU TEACH?’

 

[OzDigger]

LMAO - I could be that guy as that's something I would say...............except I was never tall, dark or handsome

 

[lancer]

Those are a couple of good ones. Problem is, I hate to be punched in the **** by reality so early in the morning. -- lancer

 

[wayne556517]

I found this funny

 

[Alexdakar]

LOL!!!!

 

[Russell]

Great Jokes, Thank you all! Had me laughing

 

[kogu]

Here's another one.

 

[wayne556517]

Another

 

[kogu]

I think this is true.

 

[1879fanatic]

This is a real sign.

 

[mikemiller1955]

This is a real sign.

Oooooooooh that's good...what state was that sign from?

 

[1879fanatic]

Oooooooooh that's good...what state was that sign from?

No idea, but is pretty funny, and ballsy

 

[wayne556517]

This is a real sign.

Do you need a gun in your home for protection........