Napoleonland (2 Viewers)

[Napoleon1er]

Now, I see that Hitler's Wolf's Lair site is (or will be) for rent, with the ultimate object of turning it into a viable tourist site.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/01/20...r-is-now-up-for-rent/?hpt=hp_t3#ixzz1jyLi78qq

Probably not going to happen- to0 many neo-Nazies. Now they only do tours in English to prevent German extremists.

 

[fishead19690]

Wow! Napoleon must be turning over in his grave!{eek3} A whole theme park full of great rides in his name non of which he,d be tall enough to ride!{eek3}:tongue:

 

[Warrior]

Wow! Napoleon must be turning over in his grave!{eek3} A whole theme park full of great rides in his name non of which he,d be tall enough to ride!{eek3}:tongue:

Ok, now that was pretty comical, nice one Tim...........{sm4}

 

[Scott]

Hahahah!

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

Maybe the idea of a Napoleon theme park is not so crazy. Just think of all the great interactive exhibits possible:

1) The Defense of Paris: Much like dogeball...dress up as Royalists and try to avoid being shot by cannon firing large rubber balls.
2) Winter Wonderland: trudge through heavy snow in a "Retreat From Russia" while cossaks harrass you from behind...first one back to Paris wins.
3) The Elba Bar and Lounge: Not much happens here, but you can drink and relax for longer than you would like.
4) The Mechanical Wurstwagon: Not so unlike the mechanical bull rides, popular in the States...not recommended for children unter the age of 3
5) The Spanish Ulcer Medical Facility: Don't let medical issues spoil your trip; we can treat just about anything other than Egyptian Plague.
6) The Tallyrand Casino: You haven't much chance here...the house always wins.

WARNING: infranction of park rules will result in immediate exile to the South Atlantic.

 

[Napoleon1er]

Maybe the idea of a Napoleon theme park is not so crazy. Just think of all the great interactive exhibits possible:

1) The Defense of Paris: Much like dogeball...dress up as Royalists and try to avoid being shot by cannon firing large rubber balls.
2) Winter Wonderland: trudge through heavy snow in a "Retreat From Russia" while cossaks harrass you from behind...first one back to Paris wins.
3) The Elba Bar and Lounge: Not much happens here, but you can drink and relax for longer than you would like.
4) The Mechanical Wurstwagon: Not so unlike the mechanical bull rides, popular in the States...not recommended for children unter the age of 3
5) The Spanish Ulcer Medical Facility: Don't let medical issues spoil your trip; we can treat just about anything other than Egyptian Plague.
6) The Tallyrand Casino: You haven't much chance here...the house always wins.

WARNING: infranction of park rules will result in immediate exile to the South Atlantic.

MADE MY DAY:salute::

 

[Scott]

 

[waynepoo]

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I think his plants were about that high too.
Waynepoo.