Maybe the idea of a Napoleon theme park is not so crazy. Just think of all the great interactive exhibits possible:
1) The Defense of Paris: Much like dogeball...dress up as Royalists and try to avoid being shot by cannon firing large rubber balls.
2) Winter Wonderland: trudge through heavy snow in a "Retreat From Russia" while cossaks harrass you from behind...first one back to Paris wins.
3) The Elba Bar and Lounge: Not much happens here, but you can drink and relax for longer than you would like.
4) The Mechanical Wurstwagon: Not so unlike the mechanical bull rides, popular in the States...not recommended for children unter the age of 3
5) The Spanish Ulcer Medical Facility: Don't let medical issues spoil your trip; we can treat just about anything other than Egyptian Plague.
6) The Tallyrand Casino: You haven't much chance here...the house always wins.
WARNING: infranction of park rules will result in immediate exile to the South Atlantic.