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[Rob]

Rob,
You've obviously never experienced the rather dubious pleasure of supporting the Scotland National Football Team or indeed Aberdeen Football Team. The anticipation of crushing disappointment is enough to make you go out and collect old Commando comics as a hobby instead.

Yes it seems here in Britain our major sports teams are always almost really good!

Rob

 

[Harrytheheid]

Harry
Support the Scottish Hurling Team. I hear they are world champions.

You must be joking...!!! Have you seen the Scottish Ladies Hurling Team? Martin Borman would've been scared of that lot. Think, brogue shoes with woolen socks, harris tweed fashionwear, grim expressions as the norm, and as far as they're concerned, Victoria's Secret was something to do with Mr Brown, the over-friendly ghillie. In fact, they're so stuck in time, I wouldn't be surprised if that shocking but titilating story is on the front page of their peculiar version of Hello magazine.....

 

[Rob]

Harry,you do have Andy Murray though.He's probably the best hope for British tennis in years.Although after some of the things he said he's a little less popular this side of the border!!

Rob

 

[Harrytheheid]

Harry,you do have Andy Murray though.He's probably the best hope for British tennis in years.Although after some of the things he said he's a little less popular this side of the border!!

Rob

Oh aye. You're quite right Rob. I forgot about ping-pong for grown-ups.

 

[OzDigger]

You must be joking...!!! Have you seen the Scottish Ladies Hurling Team?

I guess you'd expect a professional Vomiting Team to be on the rough side

 

[damian]

According to the BBC Andrew Murray is British when he wins but when he loses he is Scottish

 

[Harrytheheid]

I guess you'd expect a professional Vomiting Team to be on the rough side

 

[OzDigger]

I guess there was something lost in translation, in some slang: vomit = hurl = spew = chuck

 

[Harrytheheid]

I guess there was something lost in translation, in some slang: vomit = hurl = spew = chuck

Ahaaaa......I'm not the only one who writes in the vernacular then.
Understand noo.....

 

[Rob]

I guess there was something lost in translation, in some slang: vomit = hurl = spew = chuck

You can't say this forum ain't got class!

 

[Jim5615]

You can't say this forum ain't got class!

More class than sweat on a horses neck.

 

[Tex]

vomit = hurl = spew = chuck

You forgot: upchuck, blow-chunks, "throwing up," spilling the bacon, heaving the gorge.

 

[arnhem44mad]

Wow, this thread really got side tracked

 

[Harrytheheid]

Wow, this thread really got side tracked

Happens all the time. Fun intit....

 

[Louis Badolato]

You forgot: upchuck, blow-chunks, "throwing up," spilling the bacon, heaving the gorge.

How about: worshipping at the porceilain altar, driving the bus with the big white stearing wheel, technicolor yawn . . .

 

[Wraith]

Ohh, this thread is just getting sick......

 

[Rob]

It has taken a turn to the dark side!

Rob

 

[Tex]

No, this thread is a celebration of the diversity and adaptability of the English Language!

 

[Harrytheheid]

Or how about;
"Shouting Hughie down the Great White Porcelain Telephone"

 

[Rob]

I have a feeling anytime now Brad or Peter are going to tell us to get back on topic!!

Rob