The toughest exam I ever took took only a few seconds, it was at the urologist!
Gary
All,
Oh Good Lord Gary! Fellas, that was the toughest
class I ever took, but certainly not the toughest exam. Hmmmm, the toughest exam? Well, it was not a scholastic one, nor a urology one like Gary...ouch. The Texas Real Estate license exam was harder than some college classes at UT, but the majority of paper test I took we alright.
I think the toughest exam I ever took was my Shodan exam in Aikido in Kashima, Japan in front of some of the oldest Japanese Aikido Masters alive at that time. Plus, as the only American testing for that rank I was testing in front of some 200 plus practitioners who were all Japanese waiting to see what mistake I would make during my test. If I made a mistake in my 1 plus hour exam, it was not held against me, but it was a direct reflection of my immediate master Major Yamamoto. Ugh, the pressure to perform flawlessly. I threw up the night before. You must understand that the test is in Japanese both verbally and physically. The directions are in Japanese, the techniques are in Japanese and you are to take orders in Japanese. Simply put, the masters yell out what hold, throw or technique that want you to perform and send out a "semeru" to attack you and you must do it to perfection. Then they send another and another and another and another and before you know it you have like 6 guys attacking you at once. And that is where you practically die from exhaustion.
If you give up you fail. They know the threshold as they have been there before. If you prove that you can continue on and defend yourself and until your last breath then the top Master yells "OWARIMAS" which means your finished. You assume the position of seiza, bow to the masters and hobble off the tatami mats. I did, and passed out in the sweltering July heat of the Kashima Budokan.
But I earned my Shodan in Aikido from the Masters in Japan. A child hood dream come true.
John from Texas
PS: So, yes I missed the OJ trial, but as you can see I was busy doing something else during that time.