Oliver’s Rant ‘n’ Rave
Hi Guys,
Just got back from Paris this morning after attending a fantastic London show… Well done Mike, Tony and the rest of the UK tribe!
Also a big thankyou to Fred Genard and his people for the event at Toy Soldier Paris and finally… off to Rome, for the first time, to meet a terrific bunch of Italian collectors and our new K&C Italian National Distributor, Stefano Allorini.
Anyway as soon as I got back… tired but happy I log onto the Forum and come face-to-face with a brand-new friend… a certain “Oliver Cromwell”…
Oh dear, oh dear into every life a little rain must fall… and more than a few droplets seem to have landed on our Oliver.
His extensive litany of complaints about K&C in general and me in particular is up there with the best (or worst) of them.
Now, where to begin…
1. “K&C’s Highlanders are very poor quality figures”…
My oh my… there was me thinking they were some of K&C’s nicer pieces and best sellers but there you have it… Oliver knows better than many, many satisfied Black Watch collectors all over the globe.
2. “Crimean Highlanders are very good but the Napoleonic Highlanders are pretty shoddy”…
Well, Oliver old chum, thanks for the back-handed compliments but strangely enough both sets of Highlanders were sculpted by the same man. Obviously, in your considered opinion, he must have had an “off-day” or week or two when he was working on the Napoleonic Jocks!!!
3. “Pretty Shoddy to say the least”…
Nothing, dear Oliver, K&C does is “pretty shoddy” as you like to write. If it was I would reject it (and so would my team) and K&C would be deluged by complaints from hundreds (perhaps thousands) of very knowledgeable collectors including many who regularly post on this forum. So, your opinion is just that… your opinion.
4. “Scottish Troops dominate K&C ranges”….
Cobblers! And more cobblers. We do produce Scottish soldiers in several different historical periods because they are colourful and surprise, surprise Oliver… they sell! We have also produced plenty of other British forces in Fields of Battle… American Revolution… World War Two (8th. Army… Arnhem… Normandy) and in our Napoleonics (Coldstream Guards and Royal Horse Artillery) plus Royal Marines on parade… and in Iraq and Afghanistan.
5. “The Scottish did not conquer the British Empire”…
No one, including me, ever suggested we did! The Scots, however as several other posters pointed out, have contributed more than their fair share of glory to the British Armed Forces and suffered a considerably higher proportion of casualties to prove it.
I, personally, am intensely proud of being Scottish… I am also exceptionally proud to be BRITISH. Although most of my forebears served in Scottish regiments my father was in the Royal Navy During WW2… one Uncle was in the Merchant Navy… another two in the Royal Air Force… and one more in the Royal Engineers. Only one uncle was a piper in the Gordon Highlanders.
For my own sins I served 5 years in Her Majesty’s Royal Marines and all of my best mates in the Corps were (and still are) Englishmen and proud of it.
So, Oliver let’s have less of your criticisms about K&C and me being biased in favour of Scots!
6. Finally, K&C produce a wide range of figures over a growing list of historical periods to meet the expanding wishes and expectations of thousands of collectors all over the globe.
I’m sure if we decided to concentrate on just one particular period… let’s say Napoleonics… then we could meet not only all of your desires (or maybe not yours) but most other Napoleonic collectors out there. However, that’s not what we do and not how we do it.
I would say in all modesty, that we do meet most of our K&C collector’s wishes… most of the time.
Obviously you disagree as you like to “say it how it is”…
Fortunately I and more than a few other people don’t agree with your opinion… But don’t be offended Oliver and please forgive my approach but I just have to say it how it is!
Thanks guys for ploughing through this reply but sometimes someone’s approach and opinions demand a detailed response.
Best Christmas Greetings and Happy Collecting!
Andy C.
P.S. And don’t worry about “The Macallan”… I can buy my own.