Where the heck is Waldoboro? (1 Viewer)

[Desertkiwi]

You've pretty much nailed it Larry, well done mate.....yes at time's them Aussie's are speaking another language and are definitely on another plant....:tongue:^&grin

 

[waynepoo]

Good Morning (in Maine) guys ...

Well at first I was convinced that you were messing with my head, trying to drive me insane .. or more insane than I already am.
Then I figured this was a test of my decryption and decoding skills. So I went the CIA, the FBI, the NSA and a bunch of other agencies to see it they could understand this bizarre message .... they all failed

But someone suggested that I try SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) to see if it was from a strange and alien race of life ... and sure enough they were on the right track. After 30 hours super computer usage this is what came out..

Larry mate do yourself a fav FAVOR and come to a place where the only snow you will see is on the box TELEVISION. Here's what you do mate, jump on the dog and bone PHONE and make a booking, then throw on your best bag of fruit SUIT, grab the trouble and strife WIFE and the billy lids KIDS, your dish licker DOG and mouse trap CAT and hop in the Malvern star BIKE or hail a smash and grab CAB and do a Harold Holt STRANGE DISAPPEARENCE down to the local aeroplane place AIRPORT, and Nellie Bligh TAKE A TRIP down under in a flying Roo QANTAS AIRLINE.

Once here it wouldn't be so crook ILL or SICK , you can put on a pair of budgie smugglers BATHING SUIT, relax in the sun, put your plates of meat FEET up and enjoy a bug or three Moreton Bay Bug or Lobster washed down with a tinny or two BEER.....Onya

HOW DID I DO? ..... ^&confuse. Hope I didn't make a blue. Well I'll be Gobsmacked if I got it close! I still think it is a plot to make me go crazy and then convince the trouble and strife to kick in my collection to you. Still it might be just the thing I need, to Chuck a sickie for a walk about with my Aussie mates ..... {sm2} {sm2}

--- Larry

Larry....As we say 'Nearly Bruce, nearly', spot on just for a couple....'Malvern star' is a brand of 'pushy' (pushbike) but in rhyming slang it's a 'car' or 'Yank Tank' (US car) and 'Harold Holt' is 'bolt' like in make a bolt, 'Nellie Bligh' is 'fly' like you swat or in a plane, but well done mate.:salute:: Now if there is Chinese rhyming slang we'll all be buggered!.....:wink2:
Wayne.